Bloomington, Indiana

Bloomington is a college town located in southern Indiana about an hour or so away from Indy. Aside from the infestation of dumb, drunk and mostly spoiled college students, the water is moldy everywhere you go due to the everything being made out of Lime stone. I will give the town points for being the one beacon of liberal hope in most of the state but even then. The town has non of the perks of Indiana like a Martins or woods that are close by enough to hike. its a shithole town like many others in Indiana but just on a little but larger scale. Lastly, this town has a disturbing amount of sushi places for being located so far in the heart of the Midwest.

"you went to college where? Bloomington, Indiana? wft is that?
Defined: "oh, its a shithole town in southern Indiana, where you don't want to visit, let alone live"

by practicalmagic September 27, 2021

Early bloomer

An early bloomer is a girl that has a "little girl" vagina and doesn't have a protruding clitoris or any other signs of maturity.

I can't think of any usually this is used to tease other girls such as "hey Early bloomer! this is the big girls room! go play with your dolls you little bitch!"

by Napolean Dynomiate! August 27, 2006

blooming rosebud

when your feces is especially fluffy and sprouts out of your anus like a flower caught on a time-lapse cam.

"Woah, that was the best dump ever! A real blooming rosebud!"

by toiletmuncher February 12, 2009

Orlando Bloom.

A guy who has girls drooling all over him, while making males jelous as hell. My opinion is that he is a great guy, though his nose is a little strong. Has a sun on the lower abondomen, and the elf rune #9 on his inner right arm. Is a very clumsy man, but that makes us all love even more!

*Orlando falls down stairs* Oww...

by Astàra Elfwood June 3, 2004

blooming flower

When a guy sticks his dick between his legs, and then opens his legs quick, flinging his dick up into the air, thus a blooming flower.

Hey Becky, want to see my blooming flower!

by Bob slideil April 30, 2006

keeley bloomfield malik

a girl who stans ateez and ults wooyoung she also likes the boyz and her bias is choi chanhee.

oh you know the girl obsessed with kpop “keeley bloomfield malik”?

by chanhee.f4iry April 28, 2021

Sick like Bloomfield

To be very "sick" or disappointed; to have experienced great sadness or loss; to be upset about an event. Term was created after the Montclair High School vs. Bloomfield High School championship football game, in which Montclair beat Bloomfield 16-13 in double overtime. It describes an intense feeling of sadness and heartbroken remorse.

"Dude, I was sick like Bloomfield when I watched my team lose that football game."
"My girlfriend left me for another guy? Man, I'm sick like Bloomfield"
"I'm sick like Bloomfield that the party I'm going to got cancelled."

by mountieup January 31, 2014