Blonde Bitch

Derogatory term used by a female to another. Speaks to the sterotype of blondes. Girl does not have to be blonde.

The word 'blonde' must be drawn out

"What you lookin at, you blonde bitch!"

by Fab 3 April 16, 2007

blonde moment

When someone who isn't blonde does something stupid, or forgets something obvious.

"Duh! Blonde moment!" said the brunette, after tripping over the cat.

by funkyseaweed October 5, 2003

blonde moment

when a blonde haired person does something ditzsy,clumsy,stupid,etc.

Wow I just fell on my face!Whoa Im having a blonde moment!!

by Anonymous October 2, 2003

blonde moment

An instant of such complete idiocy that it could only be perpetrated by a blonde.

The entire class froze when the dumb blonde yelled out "Viva Mexico!"

by Anonymous October 2, 2003

inner blond

A person who doesn't have blond hair, but they are truly a "blond" person on the inside.

"OMG...I just remembered my story. Okay, so one day my mom's college roomate's sister's son tripped over a root when he was running. He fell over and got really scraped up. Okay...that's my story!!!" the brunette Kathryn says as a huge smile spreads across her face.
Mary Bowden and Molly look at one another and say, "Oh Kathryn you are such an inner blond."

by i know the guy who the Easter definition is about November 18, 2004

The Blonde Jesus

The name says it all.

-He turns water into purple or red drank.

-His beard is better than any you've ever seen
and that includes the beard of Chuck Norris.

-He has an amazing Ban Hammer of Thor.

-He is merciless.

The Blonde Jesus is the sex. Period.

by Anonymous0fLegion September 16, 2010

Blonde Envy

-After a blonde goes brunette and sees blonde hair, then regrets changing her hair

-When a blonde dyes her hair brown/dark, then sees other blondes and wants her old golden locks back

-Seeing blonde/light hair and wishing your hair was like that

I'm having blonde envy after watching that episode of The Girls Next Door.

by kittylucious October 4, 2010