A SoCal (Southern California) Asster Blaster is a response to be used when buying strange combinations of items at a grocery or convenience store (I.E. A cucumber, cat food, and antifreeze)
by The Flying Mastadon January 13, 2018
Get the SoCal Asster Blastermug. When you are balls deep and she keeps asking for more so you out your pistol in her ass and bust a couple caps while simultaneously nutting in her.
I hit my girl with a New York Finger Blaster last night. Let's just say she wont ask for more again.
by AsianPickleJuice December 19, 2020
Get the New York Finger Blastermug. Your girlfriend blowing you and you deposit your man milk in her mouth then she holds it in her cheeks comes close to your face then slaps her cheeks that are full of your hot sticky man better.
by Hillbilly antichrist December 18, 2024
Get the Cum blastermug. by Hollo0w September 9, 2021
Get the Baha Blastermug. When you’re alone farting under a blanket but then someone lifts up the blanket and gets blasted in the face by your stench
“Man, I was letting them rip in bed last night and then Brent tried to get under the covers and got hit so hard by my Dutch Oven Blaster that he gagged!”
by Gilbra DeCaturd September 3, 2021
Get the Dutch Oven Blastermug. A fine ass woman, that freezes your eyes on her and you can't stop looking, making you want to blast her...
by Jack Daddy 101 January 16, 2014
Get the Chilly Blastermug. by stupiddumbshitter November 30, 2020
Get the ass-blaster 300000000mug.