Chocolate coated banana bender

A variation of the original "banana bender", but with a chocolaty twist of Brookdale chocolate ice cream topping drizzled on top, hence the name chocolate coated banana bender. Unlike the original you do not need a massage chair for aid of insertion as you have the topping, acting as a lubricant.

Person 1: What did you do last night Tom?
Tom: I gave myself a sweet chocolate coated banana bender last night on the toilet.

by Mendax June 23, 2014

Long dick frosted bugar bender

A person who has ingested a large amount of semen in a two or three day period.

The slutty bitches have been on one hell of a long dick frosted bugar bender....

by Burnt dick brent July 4, 2019

Bender

Someone that may seem so attracting to the same gender that they turn gay for them.

John: Hey did you hear that Robert got bent?
Bob: oh damn was it that Bender William again?
John: Yep.

by the big random yeeter November 11, 2018

stubby bender

When an amputee gives the fist pump from breakfast club during ejaculation.

Remember that patient from the VA? He banged me and gave me the stubby bender last night.

by Da nj plumbers July 4, 2019

AIDS Bender

You know those people who have AIDS? Yeah, they’re AIDS Benders now.

Imagine if everyone who had AIDS, became AIDS Benders. All the AIDS Benders went to rob a bank for exactly $10,000,000. They will then purchase a private island with said $10,000,000 and reside on it for 2 years. After 2 years, they will die from AIDS. Next step in the process is that Terminator 2 will release, then 1, but not 3, because that movie sucks ass. These film releases will cause Jupiter to bust a FAT FUCKING NUT on Earth, killing all dinosaurs. Leading to the historical event of Skynet being the reason the dinosaurs went extinct. Modern day historians and paleontologists have coined the name for the event as “Skynut.”

by Salty Stalin October 24, 2019

bird bender

When you and another person stay up all night or several nights blinding birds(pheasants), with the help of a substance.

I haven't even been to bed yet, been on a bird bender, putting on those blinders.

by AG2Pheasantz June 10, 2021

bender

the correlation coefficient between a bender and a cool person is so far away fat ryan could fit him, fat amy and fat tammy in between the dots. If you associate with benders you automatically bring down your cool person ranking for you entire friendgroup, acquaintances, your family and your extended family

lucia don’t talk to him he’s a bender do you want me to kms

by fatryaneatsdirt November 17, 2023