beater

An old computer kept by self-respecting red-blooded American men exclusively for watching Porn and masturbating.

Ewww, I need to remember to wipe down my beater next time I use it.

by MacBeater September 22, 2016

Beater

6th most powerful n-word user of the great 8 n-word wielders. His secret ability is said to be sneak.

He dropped the n-word in the room with a lot of people around and people started dying only 1,5 minutes after. Could he have been the legendary Beater?

by semen_goblin February 14, 2019

Buzzer beater

When you manage to squat over the toilet just before defecating.

“Oh man that was a buzzer beater. Those hot wings snuck up on me quick”

by Phlegm13 November 16, 2021

SchooooBJrUgUn BEATEr'S

Members OF a GROUP OR BAND OF individuals that BEAT UP OTHER warLUMs in THE STREETS and KNOWN for hanging out AND SHOOTING AT OTHER warLUMs in THE STREETS.

WarLUMs OF GROUP name's the BeJrOVBLACK BE BLACK ack BLACK OR GET smack THE rELBJALOODS OUT OR DIE IN RED FLAGS THE BLUE UNITY rELBJALUDS IN BLUE FLAGS. BY LBJ AS IN LONNIE BENNINGFIELD JUNIOR.

I INVENTED AND MADE AND CREATED schooooBJrUgUN BEATEr'S. BY LBJ AS IN LONNIE BENNINGFIELD JUNIOR.

by LONNIE BJ January 17, 2021

Wall beater

When you’re taking a dump and it hurts so bad that you start beating the wall next to ya

Damn I bet that he’s in there taking a wall beater he’s been in there for hours.

by LactoseGAWD September 30, 2022

Woman beater

A woman beater is someone who baits, calls his partner names and then when she retaliate it gives him an excuse in his mind to strangle, attack, suffocate, throw down stairs and to smash her belongings Then he rings his mother and friends and makes out she is crazy so no one will believe her.

Ryan Hartill is a woman beater and an abuser. He beat his girl friend and called her names about her body and looks after she had breast cancer.

by Awoken now August 13, 2022

Newton Beaters

Breasts that would cause Sir Issac Newton to reconsider his theory of gravity. The kind of tits that inexplicably seem to defy gravity.

Would you look at the Newton beaters on that, Giles. Quite remarkable.

by dogegg June 23, 2016