Buzzer beater

When you manage to squat over the toilet just before defecating.

“Oh man that was a buzzer beater. Those hot wings snuck up on me quick”

by Phlegm13 November 16, 2021

beater

When you beat off in a public setting.

"That there nigga a beater!"

by Hazyy March 8, 2019

beater

An old computer kept by self-respecting red-blooded American men exclusively for watching Porn and masturbating.

Ewww, I need to remember to wipe down my beater next time I use it.

by MacBeater September 22, 2016

Wife Beater Energy

Looking and just guessing by the way they behave ( especially to females ) will make you say oh yeah he/she is a wife beater , thus wife beater energy.

Another level to black air force energy
Idk nigga

Damn you see treated her !? Oh he he different he got wife beater energy

by Struggler Indeed August 1, 2022

beater burn

rub the skin raw on your dick from masterbation

i've whacked off so many times i have a serious beater burn

by ibweag December 2, 2010

Learner Beater

Any motor vehicle purchased for the purpose of being used by a learner driver to receive their probationary license.
They're usually an older second hand vehicles purchased for cheap.

Terry bought a little learner beater from this dodgy bloke in Frankston a few days ago

by Ether2001 May 5, 2023

gnome beater

When you have a bloody gnome and you proceed to jerk off anyway

That weird guy Michael in my class is a suspected gnome beater

by Mat the rat January 24, 2018