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Beegleing

Beegleing is the act of fapping in public. Much like planking, it has become an international sensation. People often get together in groups to Beegle and take photographs.

Their are 7 basic rules to Beegleing.

1. Sweatpants are required while beegleing.

2. If this is your first night at Beegle Club, then you have to Beegle.

3. Chat Roulette DOES NOT count as beegleing.

4. Extra points for beegleing on the bus, or lightrail, or at school, or work.

5. You must cum in your pants or on someone else's shirt to successfully beegle.

6. If no one is around, it IS NOT beegleing, even if it is in a public place.

7. After successfully Beegleing, you must yell "Beegle!" or "Beegled!"
I was beegleing on the bus, when the kid next to me totally caught me, and then I was like 'BEEGLED!
by mattross July 15, 2011
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The Beatles

The Beatles = greatest rock band of all time. You don't need to trash other recording artists (even if they kinda deserve it) in order to recognize this.
Masters of a polished, melodic, harmonic, often trippy/psychedelic sound.
Developed into highly-artistic concepts in their later years
Many other rock bands are great in their own ways (I particularly like Led Zeppelin's sound as well), and other genres have their own accomplishments, but there will be another one like the Fab Four.
Sgt. Peper wasn't even The Beatles ' only Great Art, and pretty much all of the songs from all of the albums are amazing anyways.
by RoyalJester April 6, 2010
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bagless can fucking

The selfless act of loving another person's anal sphincter, as God himself intended.
Damn I'd like to bagless can fuck a Proud Conservative today.
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B-eagle

A boorish Philadelphia Eagle fan (which is 99.9% of them).
As the Eagles lost to the Cowboys, thousands of B-eagles left the bars to head home to their trailer park.
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The Beatles

Then God said "Let there be ears." and the humans were given ears. Then The Beatles played.
by Songs Under a Tree August 29, 2010
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beaglehoof

Damn she is ugiler then a beaglehoof
by unknown July 2, 2003
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the beatles

the most kick ass band in the world i am 12 and no one my age knows about them but me in my school.their biggest hit were hey jude, yesterday, help, dear prudence. there best albums where, revolver, magical mystery tour. abby road, the white album, hey jude, rubber soul, and many many more.
the beatles are the best band in the world and people don't compare the jonas brothers to them because there is no comarisson and if you do i will punch ur brains
by rox67 March 27, 2009
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