1) While a couple completing the process of the sex position 69, either partner proceeds on making dolphin noises, exciting the other until he/she farts and dejects fecal matter.
2) After dropping a deuce, realizing your load dropped resembles a swimming dolphin.
3) A piece of chocolate shaped like a dolphin.
2) After dropping a deuce, realizing your load dropped resembles a swimming dolphin.
3) A piece of chocolate shaped like a dolphin.
1) Man (in process of completing 69 with woman): "Yeah baby! Yeah!" *begins sudden dolphin calls*
Woman (getting excited): "Oh baby!" *farts*
Man: "That's it baby! Almost there! *continues his dolphin calls*
Woman (farting, then shits): "Oh babe, this might be our best chocolate dolphin yet!"
2) Teenage dude: "Yo Bryce, you've got to come check out this chocolate dolphin in the toilet! But plug your nose bro. Shit stinks!"
3) Little girl: "Wow mom, thanks so much for my chocolate dolphin! You know I love chocolate, and dolphins!"
Woman (getting excited): "Oh baby!" *farts*
Man: "That's it baby! Almost there! *continues his dolphin calls*
Woman (farting, then shits): "Oh babe, this might be our best chocolate dolphin yet!"
2) Teenage dude: "Yo Bryce, you've got to come check out this chocolate dolphin in the toilet! But plug your nose bro. Shit stinks!"
3) Little girl: "Wow mom, thanks so much for my chocolate dolphin! You know I love chocolate, and dolphins!"
by Tiny Squirrels January 2, 2012
Get the Chocolate Dolphinmug. The act of excreting upon an erect penis held down and using the spring-back motion of the penis to launch the excrement in a diving board like manner into the waiting mouth of a hungry homosexual.
Neil-"oh man, i was wasted last night, apparently we gave steve a bakers dolphin, hopefully he doesn't remember"
Steve-"oh why does my mouth taste like someone took a dump in it"
Jeff- "might want to brush your teeth mate"
Steve-"oh why does my mouth taste like someone took a dump in it"
Jeff- "might want to brush your teeth mate"
by Pissfistercumtumbler December 24, 2010
Get the Bakers Dolphinmug. by Mig13 March 24, 2019
Get the Dolphin Kissmug. When he tries to put it in the wrong place and she make a sound like a dolphin that sounds like she says nuh uh.
by Redneckmess November 8, 2017
Get the Dolphin sexmug. having anal sex with a female or male and the receiver turns and faces the giver and says nuh-uh nuh-uh sounding like a dolphin. kudos to sean!
by Hunter and Olivia August 30, 2006
Get the the angry dolphinmug. Dolphin Kick is when you are hooking up with a chick for one of the first few times and you try to put it in her ass, and she tenses up and squirms to dodge to insertion.
Kelly dolphin kicked when I tried to put it in her ass.
I got $5 bucks on it, she dolphin kicks before you can get it in.
I got $5 bucks on it, she dolphin kicks before you can get it in.
by Rickert April 11, 2006
Get the Dolphin Kickmug. Carlos Mencia, Paris Hilton, candy corn, Night Trap, Sewer Shark, any dipping sauces other than buffalo and ranch, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Kevin Fedderline, Uwe Boll, Michael Bay, MTV, Fred Savage except for his role in Rules of Attraction. All of these things, and anything else you like, blow the dolphin.
by DuMaH December 28, 2007
Get the Blow the dolphinmug.