When a mans member is flaccid when he should be performing. And every time you go to touch it it shrinks.
"How was it last night with Tom? Not great he had snail eye syndrome at the beginning, but by the end I cured it."
by Weeping Sore December 9, 2013
Get the Snail Eye Syndromemug. John: What are you up to?
Cara: I’m walking my snail.
John: Oh, you’re out for your walk. Okay see you.
Cara: I’m walking my snail.
John: Oh, you’re out for your walk. Okay see you.
by Ann.onymous June 1, 2021
Get the Walking my snailmug. by penelopy December 14, 2007
Get the brown snail tracksmug. One who spends their time promoting nightlife activities for days at a time in their habitat of a shell such as a front porch. They are extremely lethargic and leave their snail slime or messes behind in a trail, such as cigarette butts and expired food wrappers. They tend to take the shape of a ore-adolescent male body with a lazy eye and often slur their speech. The DNA make-up of this creature causes them to take upon a pear-shaped body. If one comes across this hybrid species in public, steer clear of their belligerent demeanor and excessive conversations.
Bob: who's that weird shaped lazy guy that is known all over Facebook and in the nightlife community?
Cindy: oh that's pear-man-snail!
Cindy: oh that's pear-man-snail!
by AlwaysTheTruth December 6, 2012
Get the Pear-man-snailmug. In skateboarding, when your body is really sweaty and you fall and slide while going pretty fast, thus creating a trail of sweat. You can only see this happen at a skatepark or anywhere with slick ground.
He tried to carve the coping, bailed, and his body slid into the transition thus creating a huge snail trail.
by OASforLIFE March 26, 2009
Get the snail trailmug. by TheKingPin17 August 12, 2017
Get the Mad Snail Diseasemug. The act of a male smearing his pre-cum on the back of the females neck,leaving what appears to look like the trail of a snail.
by TheJackMeister March 7, 2009
Get the Mexican Snail Trailmug.