baked potato

When you sit with your laptop on your lap for a while and it heats up your testicles. You then take the heated testicles and tea bag another person, giving them a baked potato.

aaaaaawwwwwww yeeeeaaahhh girl, Ima give you a baked potato!

by Naughty Baratone August 9, 2010

Baked Potato

(n.) An uncooked potato that has been hollowed out and has been used as a pipe to smoke marijuana

Dude I just had (smoked) a baked potato in that alley over there

by The Roach Clip of the Future January 29, 2010

baking brownies

When you've left some residue in your underwear indicating something's either baking or been baked already.

"Damn, boy, what's that in your shorts. You been baking brownies in there?"

by Kurn January 22, 2007

Clam Bake

The occurrence of a social situation, in which females greatly outnumber or completely out number the male population. For instance like a party, wine and cheese party, baby shower, Tupperware party, or other social interaction in which females are numbered in majority.

The opposite of a sausage fest. "Wow this wine tasting is such a Clam Bake"

by wildhorsefh November 5, 2009

fair baked

when you are being affected by drugs such as marijuana, alcohol, or adrian reinboth

X: oh man we got fair baked last night
Y: yea well SO DID YA MUM with me in the caravan while she baked me some cookies!
X: ...AH YEAH

by benjamima hudson July 27, 2006

bake fail

A bake sale that failed- no one bought any of the baked goods and little to no money was made

Person #1: You actually bought something from the bake sale?
Person #2: Yeah, without me it would've been a total bake fail.

by Kayleigh Voss March 14, 2009

Baking up

Fucking up because you are under the influence of marijuana.

Similar to "fucking up" But you're high while doing so.

Other forms: Baked up, baked as fuck! baking up big time.

Term can refer to any mishap caused mainly because you are high.

Ex: Falling, laughing uncontrollably, putting things away incorrectly or in the wrong area ( Milk in pantry), passing out, accidentally calling your parents. Leaving weed out, ect...

ex 1:
Friend 1: Dude I just found the air freshener in the fridge...
C'mon man.

Friend 2: Hahahahaha Oh... Dude I'm baking up.

ex 2:

Friend 1: So dude, last night I ate some cereal when I was super baked and when I woke up this morning I had put the milk in the pantry and the cereal in the fridge! Man I baked up.

Friend 2: Yeah you did.

by Fluxus November 24, 2011