American Bagel

The act of sticking a calculator up into the rectal system of a complete stranger.

woah hold the American bagel there buddy.

by Zeroisbeyond February 24, 2022

Turd Bagel

A turd thats inside a Bagel and thats edible; also a insult of your choice

Omg what a turd bagel; ewwww smelly

by hahdgfggehhc February 2, 2020

moist bagel

literally a damp bagel

this is a moist bagel

by Romoboi May 31, 2019

boneless bagel

Like the boneless bread it’s confusing

Me: would you like some bread or boneless bread?
Dash: nah how about a boneless bagel
Me: what?
Dash: yeah...

by Dash Lenowo August 24, 2019

puss bagel

a funny word used to insult someone

JON- ur a fag!
JACK- well ur a puss bagel!

by micheal watts January 9, 2008

slut bagel

a girl that has a lot of sex and likes bagels.

"That was really good sex. Let's go get bagels."

"Gosh, you're such a slut bagel."

by Slutbagel22 March 21, 2010

Bagel Racing

Drunken party game where 2 or more males stand in a circle around a bagel and proceed to jack off onto the bagel. The male who ejaculates last must eat the cum covered bagel

Peter: I am drunk and horny and there is no one at this lame party but a bunch of dudes. What can we possibly do for fun.

Steve: I know, lets bagel race!

Peter: Ok!

by Paul September 7, 2004