Backbencher

joe biden. Does not deserve his name in capital letters. The most useless idiot in the world.

Have you heard? All of the nations are refusing to take joe bidens calls, even Kim Jong Un refused his call! The UAE put him to voicemail! He sure is one hell of a backbencher!!

by Wise White Man March 14, 2022

Backseatsman

A creature who thrives in backseats of things, especially cars. He can get along just fine on the back of a bike, though.

A creature made up by The Lonely Island

Driver: There's something living in the backseat of my car!!

Passenger: It's just a backseatsman...

by CapnNorric July 13, 2010

Two-Backed Beast

The "two-backed beast" is a euphamism for having sex. For some reason, people can't just say "having sex," they have to come up with a clever way to say it.

"Last night I was making the two-backed beast with my boyfriend"

Bumping uglies, knocking boots, burying the salami, etc

by Asty von Ferguson October 6, 2005

Backseat Mouse

Like backseat driving , telling somewhere what to do and how to do it while on the computer. Can be very annoying.

Chris: And you're gonna click over there, then-No no no! Click right there!!

Paul: Man, stop backseat mousing me, I know what to do.

Lindsay: John is so controlling!

Bill: We all know it, whenever I'm on the computer, he backseat mouses me all the time, he needs to chill!

by NeoHippie August 13, 2010

Backseat Nigga

A member in the crew who isn't really part of the crew. A backseat nigga drifts in and out

"Aye man, where's trey?"
"He's out with another crew"
"Oh, he's the backseat nigga, huh?"

by Versace Man June 5, 2014

backseat gas

1) You possess incriminating evidence on one of the boys.

"Ive got so much backseat gas I need ropes to hold it all in"

by rocthom May 9, 2017

Buckie

The proper term for a gravity bong.
A large bucket of water with a bottle with a hole in the bottom and a cone piece in the bottle cap. Used to smoke weed and if your hard other stuff.

Keen for buckies g?
Joe jacob is the Buckie King

by Stevinhos February 25, 2019