Bats Moment

When something stupid happens when it shouldn't work as it has.

I have had a bats moment.

by Crxissxnt December 2, 2022

Bus Beats

Music that you hear while on the bus that comes from other peoples loud headphones. they supply the music to people who don't have their music cranked.

I didn't have my ipod today so I just listened to the Bus Beats from the guy sitting across from me.

by Oderus Underus April 29, 2011

Toats-bloats

After snacking on a wide variety of differing foods (ranging from pies to ice-cream) an individual feels bloated to a state where normal bodily functions become challenging or in serious cases impossible.

Sometimes confused with food baby or carb comas "toats bloats" is a far more advanced condition of fatness after consumption.

"far out im toats-bloats"
"after sex I like to buy snacks and get toats-bloats"

by roundandsound November 13, 2011

morning-beats

masturbating as soon as you wake up in the morning

Man, I need to lay off the morning-beats

by mgg528 July 7, 2011

ghetto beats

Black music

Any rap is ghetto beats

by flameface11 April 16, 2015

soggy bats

When someone's has soft punches

"You have soggy bats"

by Leah Charles worth July 29, 2017

weak beats

Typically higher tempo edm based music songs/tracks. Usually newer music with creation date after around 2010. Any of the following genres are automatically classified weak beats in most cases: Trap/Hard Style/Tech House/Trance exc... anything fruity or above 115-118 bpm can easily be considered weak beats which is most of the music out there unfortunetly.

Omg this club is all weak beats.

I got to call cover for somebody at work, weak beats! WEEEEEK BEATS!

by Andre Vannes August 6, 2017