when a weed dealer keeps telling you the shipment is on its way so that you don't take your business elsewhere. it is basically cock-blocking weed sales
Juice: "yeah i am about to pick up some fire right now."
Buyer: "you sure cause i'm tryna smoke a blunt son"
Juice: "yeah dog on my way"
48 hrs later...... still no chron, and you missed picking up tree from someone else
YOU JUST GOT CHRON-BLOCKED
Buyer: "you sure cause i'm tryna smoke a blunt son"
Juice: "yeah dog on my way"
48 hrs later...... still no chron, and you missed picking up tree from someone else
YOU JUST GOT CHRON-BLOCKED
by 420 assassin December 15, 2011
Get the chron-blockmug. 1.An figment of my imagination I made in the back of science class-
2.He dies at least 1.0000992299393932893.30920392 times by now and looks like a gay Mickey mouse
2.He dies at least 1.0000992299393932893.30920392 times by now and looks like a gay Mickey mouse
by Hazel_162 December 7, 2021
Get the Mickey Blockmug. by capsule May 28, 2016
Get the guru blockmug. Similar to "cock block", this is when someone or something prevents you from smoking.
The term was coined in Seattle, Washington.
The term was coined in Seattle, Washington.
Examples:
"Man, that cop hanging around the street totally dro-blocked me. I couldn't smoke in my car, I was scared he would see me and arrest me."
"My drug test next week is totally dro-blocking me, but let's smoke after I get tested."
"My dealer won't pick up! He's totally dro-blocking me!"
"Man, that cop hanging around the street totally dro-blocked me. I couldn't smoke in my car, I was scared he would see me and arrest me."
"My drug test next week is totally dro-blocking me, but let's smoke after I get tested."
"My dealer won't pick up! He's totally dro-blocking me!"
by indiegirl1234 April 18, 2010
Get the dro-blockmug. 1) A period of time when a writer's mind is completely blank and drained of any kind of inspirational essence. They are unable to write. They start to bang their head against the basement wall. It bleeds. They scream and shout in agony. And finally, they pray that the pain from this blunt physical trauma and the sight of the sweet sweet catalytic blood finally gives them SOME kind of weak-ass idea.
2) Something that I never seem to have really. Hence why the above scenario was purely speculation on my part. I can't help but imagine however, that is somewhat similar to Dante's second level of hell.
2) Something that I never seem to have really. Hence why the above scenario was purely speculation on my part. I can't help but imagine however, that is somewhat similar to Dante's second level of hell.
Hey man, I have writer's block. Any advice?
"How about slitting your throat?"
"Okay, cool. Thanks!" *slits throat*
"uhh.. whoops. I kinda meant that as in writing a poem or short story or something about slitting your throat. Or maybe an essay about suicide. My bad."
"How about slitting your throat?"
"Okay, cool. Thanks!" *slits throat*
"uhh.. whoops. I kinda meant that as in writing a poem or short story or something about slitting your throat. Or maybe an essay about suicide. My bad."
by Forever Remain March 3, 2008
Get the writer's blockmug. by The Young Corey November 30, 2016
Get the Hit the blockmug. A situation that prevents an individual or party from watching the cartoon Chalk Zone.
The childhood equivalent of a Cock block.
The childhood equivalent of a Cock block.
My mom hates me and beat my dog to death so I had to go to the VET instead of watching that boss ass episode of Chalk Zone. Bummer dude.
Rudy's got the chalk!
Chalk Block.
Rudy's got the chalk!
Chalk Block.
by a carniverous jive turkey July 24, 2011
Get the Chalk Blockmug.