Ass blaster

A huge shit that makes one's Asshole hurt
"My last shit was an ass blaster"
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Turkey Blaster

To transfer 2 cups of fudge from mouth to ass. Doing this in reverse is known as the Reverse Turkey Blaster (but real fudge must be used, otherwise its a psuedo-reverse turkey blaster, yes with lower case).
We were up all night turkey blastin'.
That dude is a prime Turkey Blaster candidate.
by Masked Sombrero January 13, 2023
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Bahraini Blaster (noun)

A man, nay, a legend who has risen up the ranks for his national cricket team. So dedicated to the art that he faces life long debilitating shoulder problems caused by the speed at which he launches balls at his foes. Loves Stanford also.
Bahraini Blaster (noun)

"Is that Imran Khan?"
"No, it's the Bahraini Blaster"
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Range Blaster Main

Commonly found in tower control, Hate torpedoes, Will get 23 kills from pressing ZR, Often Prochara fans, the coolest and best splatoon players
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hoe blaster

A very small gun a girl can carry in her purse for self defense or if Starbucks runs out of pumpkin spice lattes
Britney scared off Karen at Trader Joe’s by tellin’ her she’d cap her with her hoe blaster
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man grenade bath blaster

When a man lets out a gigantic, colossal fart in the bath tub.
Greg: Did you hear Frank's man grenade bath blaster after he ate all that Chipotle last night? It shook the house, I swear!
Bill: You mean I stayed in the bunker all night, thinking it was an earthquake, for nothin?
Greg: Well, at least you were partially spared from Frank's wrath.
by SparkyMae March 09, 2022
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kerchunka blaster

the pieces of torn up road in your cul-de-sac that if they look anything like a firearm the are considered a “kerchunka blaster”
they fire motorcycles, trains, car, etc.
they fire them in your imagination
holy hell man that was so cool when you shot a motorcycle at my house from that kerchunka blaster
by Jehne_man May 31, 2023
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