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Split a Biscuit

Two friends having sex with 1 fat chick simultaneously.
Hey Gary, you wanna split a biscuit?
by otherdustin May 1, 2010
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Biscuit Loaf

Noun. A very fat person wearing clothes so tight they look as if they could pop like a can of pillsbury biscuit dough.
Damn, look at that biscuit loaf of a mother fucker. How'd he even get in those clothes.

Bro, we're not going out with you biscuit loafing like that.

Hey bitch tits biscuit loafer, there's a Wal-Mart down the street so you can buy some bigger clothes. They even have a parking lot and candy so your fat ass doesn't have to walk and so you can eat away the shame when your done shopping.
by nastynick69 October 31, 2009
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cinnamon biscuit

A cinnamon biscuit is when in the middle of sex with a partner, you throw cinnamon in their face, and then surprise them with anal sex while they are distracted.
I totally cinnamon biscuited this chick last night and now she won't call me back, but it was amazing, like banging a Christmas cookie.
by DogsWithPocketSand November 11, 2017
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Kathy Biscuits

kathy biscuits are delectable treats made by anyone named kathy. Quite favorable among weinerbutt nelsons. Some say they taste like waka flocka.
Maybe she'll bring kathy biscuits." "Those kathy biscuits gave me the skitters.
by crankdatbur December 7, 2010
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sick biscuits

When something is so awesome that its level of sick cannot be contained except for within the glory of a biscuit. The ultimate user of this term can spell the word with the alternative 'bisquits.'
"Dude, that jump was sick."

"Nah. It was sick biscuits!"
by kyleawesome August 31, 2011
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Butthole Biscuit

Another name for a bagel, a traditional Jewish baked good. Named so because of it's visual similarity to a butthole.
Frank went down to Einstein's to get the office some coffee and butthole biscuits.
by Koli the Word Smith October 31, 2014
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Farm biscuit

Boy 1: hey you see that girl?
Boy 2: yea she's a farm biscuit bro!
by Wizzidy January 26, 2015
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