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Chocolate coated banana bender

A variation of the original "banana bender", but with a chocolaty twist of Brookdale chocolate ice cream topping drizzled on top, hence the name chocolate coated banana bender. Unlike the original you do not need a massage chair for aid of insertion as you have the topping, acting as a lubricant.
Person 1: What did you do last night Tom?
Tom: I gave myself a sweet chocolate coated banana bender last night on the toilet.
by Mendax June 23, 2014
mugGet the Chocolate coated banana bendermug.
A person who has ingested a large amount of semen in a two or three day period.
The slutty bitches have been on one hell of a long dick frosted bugar bender....
by Burnt dick brent July 4, 2019
mugGet the Long dick frosted bugar bendermug.

Jards on a bender

dark skinned, stinks of shit
wonky teeth homeless because cant afford braces or teeth

'Shit' is a synonym to the noun 𝐟𝐞𝐜𝐞𝐬
person 1: rahtid look at dem ruluum man over there styll
person 2: jheezedem i didnt even notice cuz
person 1: yeah my guye slicklyfe beggin it
person 2: tmab cant lie a jards life fulling with the bends

This is an example of "Jards on a bender"
by cahlielongwoodstyll September 29, 2020
mugGet the Jards on a bendermug.

bender tongue

When you do too much cocaine which results in a blistered, swollen tongue m.
I cant eat my fries because of my bender tongue.
by Queen bender tongue March 23, 2024
mugGet the bender tonguemug.

Bender

by Lapford Mafia November 1, 2020
mugGet the Bendermug.

Bryar Bender

Popular tiktoker who is constantly making jokes about the dream smp and being gay. Everyone on their TikTok simps for his dad because the dad likes jschlatt
Did you see that Bryar bender posted a new TikTok with his dad

Omg yes he’s a dilf
by Saly instagram July 31, 2021
mugGet the Bryar Bendermug.

Widow Bender

When your husband/wife dies and you get to live out your ho phase like god intended
Did you see Jennifer Lawrance in silver linings playbook? that bitch was on a major widow bender
by jackdewitt February 21, 2023
mugGet the Widow Bendermug.

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