putting your arm in between a pair of legs and quickly smacking the victim's legs back and forth, sometimes extremely awkward. best results on strangers. originated in nelsonville, ohio
by dugout October 5, 2010
Get the awkward salmonmug. An action performed after the occurence of a particularly awkward moment in a conversation.
The index finger is usually placed between the eyebrows and wiggles awkwardly whilst saying, "Awkward narwhal..."
The middle finger is occasionally used, when an awkward moment is reached and the instigator of the awkward moment is acting douche-y and possibly insensitive to a prior occurence that makes the situation awkward.
The index finger is usually placed between the eyebrows and wiggles awkwardly whilst saying, "Awkward narwhal..."
The middle finger is occasionally used, when an awkward moment is reached and the instigator of the awkward moment is acting douche-y and possibly insensitive to a prior occurence that makes the situation awkward.
Person 1: what's up dude?
Person 2: um, nothing.
Person 1: how's the girl?
Person 2: she dumped me.
Person 1: well how's basketball going for you?
Person 2: I didn't even make JV this year.
Person 1: oh. awkward narwhal.
Person 2: um, nothing.
Person 1: how's the girl?
Person 2: she dumped me.
Person 1: well how's basketball going for you?
Person 2: I didn't even make JV this year.
Person 1: oh. awkward narwhal.
by queen of awkwardness May 31, 2009
Get the awkward narwhalmug. The act of, when a friend engages you in a "pound it" and extends his fist, you first extend your fist to meet it, then open your hand and seize the fist and toggle about like a shift nob, exclaiming "AWKWARD GEAR SHIFT"
by DLBlast May 12, 2009
Get the Awkward Gearshiftmug. When two men enter a bathroom and one of them flushes the toilet to break the silence and gain the concentration needed to do his business.
by MrNevermore September 26, 2007
Get the awkward flushmug. Bob: "Hey Stacey, have I ever told you that I like you more than just as a friend"
Stacey: "Oh really?"
Bob: "Ngawww shux, now what? I put my heart on the line..."
Stacey: "Mhmmm..."
Bob: "Awkward Much"
or
Bob: "I told Stacey last night I liked her more than just as a friend"
Joe: "Awkward Much"
Bob: "Yeah man. I don't know how I'm gonna face her today"
Stacey: "Oh really?"
Bob: "Ngawww shux, now what? I put my heart on the line..."
Stacey: "Mhmmm..."
Bob: "Awkward Much"
or
Bob: "I told Stacey last night I liked her more than just as a friend"
Joe: "Awkward Much"
Bob: "Yeah man. I don't know how I'm gonna face her today"
by RaYRaYRaYRaYRaY February 19, 2008
Get the Awkward Muchmug. v. a person who sticks out in social situations
not well liked
usually used as a filler person at parties when you need a even number
someone you feel bad for, but still is not generally liked
not well liked
usually used as a filler person at parties when you need a even number
someone you feel bad for, but still is not generally liked
wow um... your brothers here... thats a little awkward panda isn't it?
or
ok were are inviting the awkward panda because we need an even number at the party but there will be alot of people so you wont have to talk to him/her
or
ok were are inviting the awkward panda because we need an even number at the party but there will be alot of people so you wont have to talk to him/her
by The Great and Powerful Oracle October 26, 2009
Get the Awkward Pandamug. If you fashion multiple beaded animal key chains and are over the age of twelve, you can color yourself socially awkward.
by Tess Sollinis January 10, 2008
Get the socially awkwardmug.