1.) A neighborhood in East London, England
2.) West Ham United, a football team with an intensely loyal following despite them never winning a damn thing year after year
2.) West Ham United, a football team with an intensely loyal following despite them never winning a damn thing year after year
by Poopy McCallister III Esq. July 30, 2003

A female character from the independat film "Stonegate: From 90 to 91"
Amy Ham was the one who looked like the character Samuel. Though sexy, hot and desired by many in the movie, Amy wore a chastity belt to avoid the "Alabama dongs."
Amy Ham was the one who looked like the character Samuel. Though sexy, hot and desired by many in the movie, Amy wore a chastity belt to avoid the "Alabama dongs."
by Sammy Patrick January 15, 2005

This is a complicated, yet hilarious prank. First you will need a blindfold, 1 person, and 1 dumbass. You convince this dumbass that they cannot do a sit-up if you're pulling them down with a blindfold. When they're about to do a sit-up put the blindfold over them and have the other guy quietly step above the dumbass with his shorts down. When the dumbass starts doing a sit-up pull off the blindfold and they will end up with a face full of ass. Try this one, it's pretty damn funny.
Bob: After we did the English Ham on Todd (or English-Hammed him) he wouldn't go over to our parties anymore.
Steve: Hahaha, yeah, well Todd's a dumbass.
Steve: Hahaha, yeah, well Todd's a dumbass.
by Sir. James July 24, 2008

Used to describe the labia minora, or the two soft folds of skin on either side of the opening of the vagina. Ham should be used when referring to one with pink coloring. Bologna, for medium coloring, and Roast Beeeeef, for dark.
Ew, Margot, you are seriously going to wear those short-ass shorts? I can practically see your ham flaps from here.
by Margaret or Maaaaags July 20, 2006

by cloakchoke January 9, 2011

Excessive fat in the feces. Causes a very oily turd and often foul smelling (not as if shit smells like a bouquet of roses in the first place). See also Steatorrhea for the clinical.
by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2018

A gambling term for someone that has a record of losing consistently but then starts winning a few games in a short period of time
That guy lost money for the past 104 days, but has won several times in the past week! He’s on a real Ham Heater!
by Somebody8827 July 30, 2020
