asshamped

Misspelling of ashamed. Background: A guy was trying to tell a girl that he felt ashamed for her.

GUY TO GIRL: "I am asshamped."

by westsiiide December 11, 2004

Assfat

the dyslexic term for "fat ass"

so a dyslexic person goes to get gas,

and then a random obese guy pulls up in front of said dyslexic person

dyslexic person: ASSFAT!

by Caliberr February 11, 2014

assmatic

bad, suxs, wack, originated in sayin some 1s freestyle waz wack,

1:i got the cranberry nd the pineapple ill bust ur face like a pineapple

2: assmatic son

by 5P K1NG December 31, 2008

assatosis

Worse than bad breath, a wet fart or the smell of a used tampon, assatosis is the chronic stink stank stunk from ones ass. Rarely a cure, often embarrassing but the smell is so intense, one would rather be at a scat party than be with a person carrying this.

I brought Tito to a party to pound some skanks but as soon as one bitch got under his balls she tossed cookies and screamed, that mutha fucka Tito has assatosis.

by Crotch pheasant May 30, 2014

Ass hat

A person who is a no good, rotten, waste of space and doesn't know it. They irritate and piss off everyone and anyone the come in contact with or just pass by. They think they are the smartest, best looking, gift of God to the world when in reality they are the exact opposite and repulse everyone and everything either by just walking in the room or opening their mouth.

Anyone who's appearance or IQ would be improved by wearing a toilet seat paper protector.

That guy's a complete ass hat!
That ass hat just: - ran into my car!

- did a U-turn in the middle of the street!

- just tried to buy me a drink!

by migraine45 August 13, 2014

Akshat

Akshat (noun)
- Akshat will rip open anyone's vaginal semi colon like nothing else you've ever seen before. He has the monstrous dickus that has the power to make any type of Harry cream. Sian is finding history good and he didn't sound very bothered. His raw score on his essay was 60/100 and Miss White thinks it was a very good score. He has very good knowledge on the causes of the First World War. Sian ended up sucking off Akshat in order to receive all that mouthload of delicious cummus hummus. or listening to the podcast. I got a 100 for that essay than you are more capable of. you contribute in classwork and your class discussions are very good however.

Who is that with their dick hanging out from their collarbone? Don't worry its just another Akshat

by Fefccjcjjdc April 29, 2022

assmatic

bad at something, wack,

u assmatic at dis game son
dat freestyle was assmatic

by 5P 50ULJA January 1, 2009