Chaotic Arsonist

A person who, I bet you don’t even know this, is a chaotic arsonist

1: A chaotic person who burns down houses with pride and joy on a SPREE
2: An arsonist. With energy.

I’m a chaotic arsonist/j guys I’m joking IM KIDDIH OMG

by Imposta cereal July 23, 2022

Domesticated Arson

Fire kept as a pet like a candle, fireplace or bonfire

Person 1: What is your favourite form of domesticated arson?

Person 2: Im a fan of candles in my opinion

by NexxR3 December 12, 2022

dex arson

best dubstep artist no takebacksies

friend: yo bro have you heard of dex arson?
me: no...
friend: listen to Soul Snatcher
me: woahhh

by uhhjustsomebody September 26, 2023

skye armson

big ass and melons if u know what i mean...~~
wife her up rn
but she gives alot so make sure u give back.

person 1: damn shawty yo be lookin fiiinnneee~
skye armson: *blushes* who me?? te he

by bitch_from_school October 10, 2023

Ass Arson

when a living organism is taking a shit and they're so bombastic that fire blows out of their asshole, therefore causes a case of ass arson.

Emelia and Emme got home from the fair and had a bad case of ass arson… they ended up in the hospital and their house was burnt down.

by assarsoncreator February 15, 2024

Ass Arson

when a living organism is taking a shit and they're so bombastic that fire blows out of their asshole, therefore causes a case of ass arson

Emelia and Emme got home from the fair and had a bad case of ass arson… they ended up in the hospital and their house burnt down.

by assarsoncreator February 15, 2024

gallium arsonide

A chemical compound dat makes solar panels catch fire.

So they use both lithium-ion batteries AND gallium arsonide photo-voltaic cells in solar-powered cars --- no WONDER they're erupting in flames all da time!!!
(Disclaimer --- actually, there are apparently far FEWER electric-vehicle fires than those involving petrol-powered conveyances --- I was just having fun here.)

by QuacksO April 28, 2025