Lesbian Apocalypse

The lesbian apocalypse is something on TikTok in which lesbians follow each other and basically "take over TikTok". This was made by lesbians for lesbians this had previously happened in 2021 which to my knowledge the first lesbian apocalypse. The lesbian apocalypse can also be described as a time for lesbians to follow each other and appreciate their identity and other lesbians!

Person 1: Did you hear about the lesbian apocalypse!?
Person 2: Yeah! I'm participating in it right now!
Person 3: I'm participating I'm just restricted on following right now because I followed too quickly.

by zombiezjello June 1, 2022

Pre-Apocalyptic Phase

The phase of time before a predicted apocalypse when people don't spend any money or bother to do much, just in case there really is an apocalypse.

Mum: I'm just going to go out shopping. I'll be back in a few minutes.
Kid: Don't bother, there's an apocalypse due on Friday. You can shop on Saturday
Mum: But i need to get the Christmas chicken
Kid: SATURDAY

(Day after apocalypse)

Kid: Ok you can go now
Mum: Finally!
Dad: Don't blame him. It was just the Pre-Apocalyptic Phase. Don't want that money to go to waste!

by anonfromhell December 20, 2012

Apocolypse

When the budha(see entry by Grim Reaper) realises that he has no more followers and then he comes down to earth and lands in a slave camp were he is mistaken for an escaping slave and then shot. Then a giant meteor hits the earth and destroys all living creatures.

"Hey look escaping slave shoot him!"
"No its Budha but OK"
BANG
"wow his head is shiny like that meteor heading towards us"
"Oh shit! AAAAAAAAAA-"
BANG!

by Grim Reaper May 13, 2005

apocalypse

Something some one in the bible times made up because he was drunk with his buddies and they dared him to write it in the bible hence the great apocalypse

Josh-bru I heard that its the apocalypse tomorrow! Steve-foreal bru! Let's finish this weed then. Josh-die high sounds like a plan bru

by jesus182 June 21, 2011

apocollapse

Same as apocalypse - a time when the whole world will be destroyed.

The apocollapse is coming soon - you hear, all y'spelling-challenged people - apocollapse is coming and it's gona destroy the www - whole wide world

by vivauganda January 21, 2011

Black Apocalypse

The greatest Gangsta Metal Band on Earth! Formed in 1991 by ex-rappers who found rap to be getting stale. Although I disagree, they formed the only good subgenre of metal which lyrics people can relate to instead of "I love Satan, he makes me hard, RAAWWWRRRGGG"

"Niggaz Neva Die" is da best song eva! Forget Stairway to Heaven or any of that white boy shit. It has da best guitar solo and da phatest drum work eva and da lyrics are beautiful.

"We are real, you whities are fake like your women's titties / I see white kids dressing like us like day dealt wit' da shitty and every bitty ditty wit' da itty bitty pity / Day can't dress black / dey don't know black / dey ain't not dealt wit' da persacution like us / Us black folk our proud of our hertiage and we don't act white / Day think they know street but have never even seen a fight."

Da line up hasn't changed since it's creation because all these brothas are like family.

Line-Up
Ballin' Freestyle - Vocals
4:MM:0 Loaded - Guitar
Twistin' Psycho 666 - Drums
Crush - Bassist

"Da government wants me to act white / Because acting black is offensive / I cant change 'ho I be / You be you, I'll be me.

by Real Gangsta in da House August 4, 2005

Apocalypse Troll

a person who constantly sends information over sites such as facebook, myspace, twitter, etc. about the end of the world and anything in relation to such an occurence. usually resulting in extreme annoyance of the troll's friends

John-"guys the worlds ending tomorrow! im gonna go out and do this and this and this!"
person-"John the world isnt ending tomorrow you are such an apocalypse troll!"

by F.M.P June 13, 2011