A sexual act that requires will and strength. You find a sexual partner who wears a weave/wig. You perform the Angry Weave by bending said partner over and start to have sexual intercourse doggy style. Once you are fully engaged, you rip off her weave, place it on your head and start laughing menacingly. As she starts to pull away angrily. You hold on for dear life. Creating the Angry Weave.
My girl broke up with me last night, apparently she was not into the "The Angry Weave". I got to keep the hair though.
by Daddydamon94 June 27, 2019
Get the The Angry weavemug. by Evil Krys April 23, 2016
Get the Angry Kittymug. by Echold2006 June 12, 2023
Get the Angry Grandmamug. by Excel Assassin July 6, 2008
Get the Angry Lehmanmug. When one person is strung up to the ceiling like a marionette thinking they are just doing some rope/bandage play and the other person surprises them by violently fisting the “puppets” asshole
“I heard Curtis is in a wheelchair for the next few weeks because his wife Sarah gave him an Angry Puppeteer”
by Angry Mechanic April 25, 2021
Get the Angry Puppeteermug. When a woman, preferably a wife, in the act of anger sex or post argument sex pulls out a strap-on and penetrates the man until completion. After completion “the wife” walks around front, sticks her ass in the mans face, and farts and leaves the room.
After Margaret saw me flirting with the waitress at our anniversary dinner she took me home pulled out a strap-on i didn’t know she had and gave me the angry wife after, it stunk so bad !
by fuzzytree443 June 8, 2021
Get the the angry wifemug. Angry pirate is when you piss off a homeless man with a eye patch and a missing leg and then run away as he hobbles away
"dude I got chased down by a angry pirate today". "poor guy kept tripping, then he got hit by a car"
by Whit3 September 10, 2018
Get the angry piratemug.