Alyssa

Alyssa is a weird person and fights over little things like who's pencil she has.Shes really pretty and is the kid at school with loaded perents so she has really nice clothes.

Alyssa your a butthole.

by Weird buttface May 19, 2019

Alyssa

Good at sex , hot , funny , athletic, good friend , big heart , brown eyes , brown hair . Likes her guys dark .

Damn u see Alyssa , she’s fine as fuck

by Jaylis May 28, 2019

alyssa

a fucking backstabbing butch that doesn’t know how to act. a bitch is fake and will be as fake as she can.

do you hear hissing

oh it’s just alyssa

by peeps730 June 12, 2019

Alyssa

She gives really good top and she has amazing legs😏 and she Has a long neck and deep throat and she loves dick and her daddy is named daddy doobear😂

Daddy doobear: L.N.D.T?
Alyssa:yarkkkkk

by anonymous May 15, 2018

Alyssa

That last person you wanna be stuck on earth with Cause she is annoying as HELL

Me: why am I here with you

Alyssa: because you love me

by Thatonebitchyoudontwannafuckwi February 19, 2020

alyssa

the most annoying girl who will call herself fat when SHES CLEARLY NOT. she is funny and has a pet rat. she is ceo of doing hair wraps and playing the ukulele. she had one meal a day and is starving at 3 am. she lives in the woods and has frogs in her pool. is attractived to boys that look like dolphins.

friend 1: hey did you see alyssa’s story?
friend 2: which one she won’t stop posting.

by yumycumjuic3 June 7, 2020

Alyssa

A dumbass hoe who will be a virgin for the rest of her life.

Alyssa is retarted

by anonymous October 3, 2020