albama hot pocket

a bumhole ring were you strap it on and set off like a rocket flying through space and time

i love it when my dad lets me use the albama hot pocket

by rape=good_health_care June 25, 2017

Alumnophobia

Fear of graduating or of becoming an alumnus, especially in an uncertain job market and a society in which education is a substitute for titles of nobility.

A lot of 30 something community college students suffer from acute alumnophobia due to a lack of opportunities and the prestige of being a 'student' despite being broke.

by DreadneckofDreadnecks April 14, 2007

Albemo

A term used to refer to an emo with bleached hair. A hybrid of the words "albino" and "emo". Pronounced al-bee-mo.

Check out Ashley's bleached hair, she looks totally albemo now!

by Monstagirl March 18, 2010

Aluminum

Aluminum is element number 13. It is in period 3 and group 13. Its atomic mass is 26.981539 and has a positive 3 ionic charge. It has a melting point of 1,221 degrees Fahrenheit and a boiling point of 4,478 degrees Fahrenheit. It is accounted for being 8% of the Earth's crust. Around 80% of every single Boeing-747 is entirely aluminum.

Jim: "Hey Randy, do you have any spare Aluminum?"
Randy: "Yes I do Jim. Here's some Aluminum for your Boeing-747!"

by Mr. Chemist September 20, 2019

albuquerque

complete crap town. home to the worst drivers, the worst burritos (unless you know where to get the good ones), and home to worthless filth who beg for money outside just about every store in the west side.

we have what we call "hell hour"... about 4:00pm, right before rush hour where the worst drivers manage to merge onto the freeways at once before congestion. crappy ass cars with wire wheels going 80mph about 4" apart. you are lucky if you dont seen an accident happen right in front of you, and gunfire as the result.

"dude, albuquerque is a peice of shit"

"yeah i know..."

"lets burn this fucker down"

"ok"

by bigdickmike October 3, 2008

aluminum bat

The official bat of Major League Baseball.

The new official weapon-of-choice of the LAPD.

I just sent a lifelong supply of Frank Thomas aluminum bats to the LAPD to use on Rodney King

by Saints September 20, 2003

Albuquerque Dem

(n) person that possesses three things and happens to living in or around Albuquerque: registered democrat, liberal agenda, and a need for speed.

Thanks to the Albuquerque Dem(s), the roadways are so safe.

by Non ABQ Dem August 16, 2010