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Jerk-wad ball toucher

This is actually not dirty. It refers to the interference during the Cubs almost-win in the World Series. It is a Chicago slang term. It refers to the man who "knocked" the ball out of the glove of a player that "cost the Cubs the World Series".
Ya you know, da guy who cost da Cubs da World Series, dat guy's a jerk-wad ball toucher. Dat's what he is.
by Everything's Rosie April 9, 2009
mugGet the Jerk-wad ball touchermug.

diddle wad

someone that sits at a red light and takes there time to go
hes such a diddle wad! he wont go!
by surahh_ October 7, 2016
mugGet the diddle wadmug.

wad-swat

What you perform when a biting insect lands on a "strictly-hands-off" area of someone else's body, and so you have to use a crumpled piece of fabric to dispatch said blood-sucker.
Tiffany and I were out for an afternoon beach-stroll and a mosquito landed on her butt --- naturally I couldn't touch her "down there" while we were in public, but we both still were carrying our beach-towels, so I hastily bunched mine up and gave that impudent insect a wad-swat.
by QuacksO August 31, 2018
mugGet the wad-swatmug.

Wad

LosPollosTV’s Dad. A combination of spammed W’s in the chat and dad, because his Dad is a W.
“I am so excited for Thursday. Wad will be on stream for the weekly episode of 90 day fiancé.
by Nahnah1960 April 19, 2022
mugGet the Wadmug.

sad dad wad ad

When you try to type every work possible only using the WASD keys
Im so bored imma just try to type every word possible using the WASD keys

literally 10 min later... Ok i found out that sad dad wad ad is the most possible words in WASD, i just wasted 10 min of my life im never getting back
by Indigoblue4002 January 22, 2025
mugGet the sad dad wad admug.

Wad

someone being annoying or does something that is rude/ew.
person: “I have 1,000 followers on instagram
you: “you’re being a wad”
by wadddddd January 24, 2019
mugGet the Wadmug.

jock in a wad

When someone gets offended easily when you didn’t mean anything by it.
Mitch: dude why would you say that?!?!

Patrick: chill man I didn’t mean anything by it, don’t get your jock in a wad.
by Bruh, chill. July 12, 2018
mugGet the jock in a wadmug.

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