Lazy Susan

When you make a poop that’s acid levels are so far off the pH scales that it burns through ones undies.

Phil: “Do you have a fresh change of undies, mine have a hole in the back”
The Chicken Tendies man: “You must’ve dropped a raging Lazy Susan”

by BradTheChad June 18, 2018

A susan

When you've drastically underestimated the number of story points on a story.

That story was a susan... I spent 40 hours on a 3 pointer...

by JBotics November 6, 2023

Susan

Often brunette and funny. Has a tendency to literally fuck things up when drunk. If you have a Susan you are one lucky character. Susans are generally smart, generous and the most bad ass of all woman.Never take advantage of Susan, they also bite. Unless provoked, Susan make a great companion. Susans are extremely loyal.

I wish I had a Susan.

by Xakwgvqb January 3, 2017

Snooty susan

A stuck up wannabe Karen who thinks she's better than everyone & holds judgment but forgets shes far from perfection...

Here comes the snooty Susan with her plethora of knowledge

by MegaBoooZ February 10, 2024

Susan

D a n & P h i l

Dan: That isn't me that's my owner,

Guy: Owner?
Dan: Oh Yeah I love Susan she keeps me in a cage
Dan: UHM, SUSAN IN THE AIR-CON UNIT ISN'T HAVING A GOOD TIME
Phil: Would you bum Susan Boyle for spare change?
Phil: Name the fish-
Dan: S u s a n

by Phannieanon June 2, 2019

Up late Susan

Someone who stays up late; A night-owl

My girlfriend never comes to bed before midnight. She's such an up late Susan.

by Son of Susan March 16, 2024

Susan Day!

Susan day is the anniversary of Amber discovering susan..mayer and it’s on the 2nd of december!

Oh my heavenly days! It’s Susan day!

by reallymarcia September 10, 2022