Smooth Criminals

A smooth testicles and scrotum. This may be achieved various ways, but often involves scrotox.

The guy is so cute with his grey sweat pants and his smooth criminals.

by 5iQvaFRD5c March 31, 2024

Smooth Criminal

What Michael Jackson called "little Michael". What he fantasised about doing, but couldn't. Read the lyrics of the song - he wouldn't keep asking if Annie was okay (Oakley?) if she were dead, now would he?

Jenny: I was hit by a Smooth Criminal last night.
Sally: I thought you were walking funny today.

by Cool4Katz April 14, 2023

Smooth Criminal

The act of inserting your thumb into your girlfriends rectum during sex then brag about it.

You been hit by, you been struck by a "Smooth Criminal."

by WhacksHoff November 25, 2023

Move smooth

Moving smoothly/ keeping it player/be careful

I saw the btch who ghosted me at the store, she tried to talk to me

Her: “hey-“

Me: “hell nah, move smooth shawty💕.

by Waterknocker August 18, 2024

out smooth

When two people who are equally smooth (fly, fresh etc...) and one of them tries to out do the other, by means of showing off new gear (clothing, sneakers, accessories, etc...)

Yo i gotta go home and change, damn son why you always trying to out smooth me

by ProblemChild0 October 23, 2009

smooth touch

Your having a brilliant day and then you decide to rub icyhot on your legs and the friction makes the icyhot goes to your nuts/vagina

I gave my friend the smooth touch when he threw dog shit at me

by Cool as Kelvin Hot as Your Mom November 09, 2015

Smooth entry

The art of penetrating a person , after applying the right amount of liquor. Can be combined with roofies.

Jack: Steve made a smooth entry last night.

Peter: Did you sell him the roofies?
Jack: Nah, he used booz this time.

by Deemeister February 07, 2011