An expression used to emphasise your lack of care at something. Can also be used to show your absolute shock at something. When used you instantly win the confrontation.
This term orginated from the awesome game "Crash Bash" for the playstation.
This term orginated from the awesome game "Crash Bash" for the playstation.
Tim : You havent washed the dog, hes covered in cow poo!
Tom : Why dont you smash my crash bash?!
Tim : OK sorry, i'll do it.
John : Why does my head hurt?
Bill : Mate! A car fell off the cliff on fire landed on your head, blew up and then i wee'd on it!
John : ...Smash my Crash Bash!
Tom : Why dont you smash my crash bash?!
Tim : OK sorry, i'll do it.
John : Why does my head hurt?
Bill : Mate! A car fell off the cliff on fire landed on your head, blew up and then i wee'd on it!
John : ...Smash my Crash Bash!
by Westy Testy October 17, 2005
The infamous tumblr crash of December 12, 2012, is the day when tumblr was down for hours with no warning. Lots of "MY FEELS" and "ALKAFELFJAFJEWLAKJKA" resulted from this. People believe this is really the end of the world, because it happened on a triple date. Some also think that it was also another social experiment conducted by Cole Sprouse.
Sometime in the near future:
-Hey Liz, what are you doing?
-Nothing. I think there might be another tumblr crash of 12/12/12 going on. What will I do with my life? MY FEELS.
-Hey Liz, what are you doing?
-Nothing. I think there might be another tumblr crash of 12/12/12 going on. What will I do with my life? MY FEELS.
by EZBothwell December 13, 2012
'There's a bug glitches on my phone and it's crashed it, it won't turn on anymore I need a new one'
- I crashed my phone- is where a phone had crashed by a glitch
- I crashed my phone- is where a phone had crashed by a glitch
by Hello my name is try May 28, 2015
The term USPS Crashed Into My House, aka UCIMH is a term most used for when a USPS (United States Postal Service) truck crashes into your home/apartment.
by DampBongo March 24, 2021
im going to crash 4 the night means ur probably to shit-faced drunk/stoned to do anything else but sleep
by Cinnamin November 17, 2007
The statement “You could survive a car crash” is a reference to a viral image made by researchers where an ideal male body that could survive a car crash is shown.
The 3D body render shown looked so ugly, with a beluga whale-type head and an ungodly looking torso, that it has since been used as a creative insult.
The 3D body render shown looked so ugly, with a beluga whale-type head and an ungodly looking torso, that it has since been used as a creative insult.
Karl: “Hey MrBeast, how do i look in this $1 suit?”
MrBeast: “Bro you look like you could survive a car crash”
MrBeast: “Bro you look like you could survive a car crash”
by cascade? September 22, 2023
to say to someone, 'you could survive a car crash' implys that they are fat, therefore would not be killed in a car crash due to all their 'padding'. in extreme cases, 'crash crash' can be exchanged for 'plane crash' or even 'a armageddon'.
by C/B/T February 05, 2009