Ton-Thang

the $90k condoms thief

Alice: did you see Ton-Thang today?
Victor: nope, he’s probably in jail for stealing condoms

by toninette November 22, 2021

Ton

1000 kgs

A ton of food

by ABigPotato November 23, 2021

Two Ton Tanya

Usually in reference to extremely obese women who have to go everywhere on mobility scooters

person 1: hey look over there at that fat lady
person 2: oh jeez bud thats Two Ton Tanya right there!

by harry cockswallower February 9, 2023

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 15, 2025

Two Ton Toddler’s

Two grown adult “social media influencers” who still act like toddlers, and collectively they weigh 2 tons.

“The Two Ton Toddler’s have no idea what it really means to be an adult”

by LowStuff5019 May 26, 2024

Fuck ton

Term of measurement describing a large quantity of a singular item. See also: fuck load

The Captain has a fuck ton of hoodies.

by Denise.Jean17 February 27, 2024