tanner nelson

Tanner nelson is the finest mf alive. He eats ass from the back and he will let you braid his culito hairs. Don’t get on his bad side or he will verbally abuse you. He likes to prey on his victims outside of the high school in his free time.

Wow who’s that parked outside of the high school? Oh, that’s just tanner nelson!

by benshapirosmom May 25, 2022

Tanner Wank

When one friend or colleague adopts the position of standing whilst bent over, or on all fours, in preparation to receive the ejaculate of another colleague or friend to their back region. This ideally should be performed in a public area, such as a high street or shopping district of a well populated town, surrounded by mutual friends or colleagues in order to constitute a ‘full Tanner’. If the latter conditions are not meant, then the action between two friends or colleagues may only be considered a ‘half Tanner’.

Jee-whiz guys that was fun meeting up the other day.. and what about that full Tanner Wank at the end!

I want you and me to finally have that full Tanner Wank with all our friends present.. not the half one you gave me last night

Has anyone seen Tim & Dan?

Yeah their off round the corner having a half-Tanner

What? A half Tanner wank? Well let’s find them and make this a full Tanner!

by Pipe2Pipe Bushman September 22, 2020

Tanner Bunch

A distinct person who creates multiple identities of himself and tends to delete them afterward. He can also have a very commonly used nickname of "Tanner Crunch" or "Banner Tunch".

"Tanner Bunch has created millions of YouTube Channels, but still nobody watches him"

by beatmeateater124 June 7, 2024

Tanner

Nothing, much. He’s a short guy, usually built like a tater tot.

Sonic employee: Would you like tots with your order?

You: No it’s fine, I’ve got Tanner

by King_kachow November 21, 2021

Tanner

Tanners are simply a different breed. All of them are born usually in 300 B.C, and although funny, they are actual goddamn apes. Prehistoric beasts of nature that somehow made it to our almost-perfect industrial era. Despite this, anybody named Tanner is a certified top G. They're reliable and strong, and can lift literally anything. If you know a Tanner, value him for his wisdom, because it goes farther back in time than you could ever know.

Tanner is such a ape.

Tanner is smart, but I think he's more related to a gorilla than his dad.

by BigBoyBinsky November 6, 2023

Danny Tanner

A person thats extremely cheesy and corny. One that acts Similar to the Danny Tanner character in Full House.

You dropped from you line brothers?
Yous a real Danny Tanner...
You ain't ask for her number?
You on ya Danny Tanner shit huh?

by Chauncy Chances October 18, 2018

tanner arndt

A male who hides in the closest because they are scared to come out with their sexuality. Usually get no bitches and are white as fuck.

"Hey guess what, I think that kids a tanner arndt, he looks like he likes dick".

by JohnSmithOnGod January 10, 2023