Shrek-a-whore

The ugliest whore of the group. One of which you can only chase away with pitchforks and torches.
Tbone did you see that Shrek-a-whore. Gather the towns people so we can burn that bitch before she eats someone.
by Fooferking August 08, 2015
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Shrek Wes

When you peel back all of shrek’s layers you’ll find, shrek wes.
Oh! Fuck! Shit! Bitch!
Young Shrek Wes and what are you doing in my swamp?! (ching-ching)
by crunkaroni January 13, 2019
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Shrek Feet

Used to describe an extremely disgusting foot with toe fungus.
Man: “Ya’ll see Vishnu the other day?”
Other Men: “Yeah, that fag had fuckin’ shrek feet!
by AMISH_THUNDER_69 March 01, 2019
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shrek and donkey

person 1:did you see shrek five it just came out
person 2:did you see the sexy mother fuckers shrek and donkey
person 1:he'll yea
by yoongis three dollar chain October 26, 2019
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shrek compultion

when donkey squeeze da little tiny shrek and says get shreked to the shrek, but a bigger shrek punches the internet causing the rule of three to happen and all garden gnomes go hide in barrels
"OOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHZZZZZZAZAZAZBUUUUUUURRPPPPPAAAAAAAA SHREK COMPULTION IS HAPPENING" said the little boy seeing donkey squeezing da tiny shrek
by OOOGA_BOOOGA June 19, 2018
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shrek strudel

Shrek strudel refers to the bulbus green rod that hangs betwixt any oger's hairy ass legs. At the base is normally a throbbing wad that smells of onions and under cheese.
I was playing lord of the rings when an oger appeared and crushed me with it's shrek strudel.
by D Rail August 14, 2014
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