by Bowtechfuel69 June 24, 2018

Jessie richards is the most lengest & sexiest girl you will EVER meet. She is kind, and encouraging but if you get on her bad side she can easily make you disabled just with one punch. Never piss off jessie richards or you will feel the menacing pain.
1: heyy, isnt that Jessie richards?
2: dont disrespect her like that, its Jessie lingard!
1: uhhh… why???
2: because she has MAD tekkers in football!!?!?!
1: holy shit! And shes hot, shes a package!!
2:stfu
*they start fighting for her*
Jessie richards: typical simps
2: dont disrespect her like that, its Jessie lingard!
1: uhhh… why???
2: because she has MAD tekkers in football!!?!?!
1: holy shit! And shes hot, shes a package!!
2:stfu
*they start fighting for her*
Jessie richards: typical simps
by Kourtneylovesyou<3 April 18, 2022

Richard Fitswell is an alias that people with a micro penis refer to themselves as. Usually a compensating for the small member they were born with. His body kept growing but his dick never did. These people are manipulative, abusive, and tend to bully others or cause problems for anyone they are in contact with.
Porn Director: what have you decided on for a porn name?
Keith: I want the world to call me Richard Fitswell!
Porn Director: *laughs* I suppose you could fit well in everything with a 2 inch chop like the one you got.
Keith: *sobs* fuck you then. I don’t really want to fuck a pussy anyways. I thought this was a Twink porn interview. Would you happen to be into trading football cards?
Porn Director: get the fuck outta my office!
Keith: I want the world to call me Richard Fitswell!
Porn Director: *laughs* I suppose you could fit well in everything with a 2 inch chop like the one you got.
Keith: *sobs* fuck you then. I don’t really want to fuck a pussy anyways. I thought this was a Twink porn interview. Would you happen to be into trading football cards?
Porn Director: get the fuck outta my office!
by TwiztedSnowman January 7, 2022

Brian: Man, Dick, you sure seemed nervous around Molly.
Dick: Yea, i really was Max Richarding it, wasn't I.
Dick: Yea, i really was Max Richarding it, wasn't I.
by thrid_wheel_on_a_unicycle February 14, 2010

by Rev. Danny Banner July 4, 2019

Charnock Richard is a village in Lancashire, England which serves simply as a euphamism for bums or the taking of "it" up the bum.
Nick really loves it up the Charnock Richard.
Marcus kicked that kid right in the Charnock Richard, now his dad is chasing him.
Ray had to go to hospital with a milk bottle stuck in his Charnock Richard. He cannot eat solids ever again.
Marcus kicked that kid right in the Charnock Richard, now his dad is chasing him.
Ray had to go to hospital with a milk bottle stuck in his Charnock Richard. He cannot eat solids ever again.
by Charnock Richard October 23, 2012

A condition most commonly found with Albanian males who are unable to get an erection even with the assistance of a naked female
by Tyrese Da'Quavishawn May 26, 2015
