Bucket of puppies

Something completely worthless that you would throw away gleefully.

Inspired by the video of a young woman pitching puppies from a bucket into a river.

-"Man, James totally abandoned his girlfriend at the bar last night."
-"Yeah, he treated her like a bucket of puppies."

by DogLover2k10 September 2, 2010

satin puppy

The homosexual act in which the "master" places a leash on their partner. The master then applies peanut butter to his genitals, and forces his "puppy" to lick up the peanut butter like a dog until the master ejaculates on his partner's face; giving his skin a glossy, satin-like appearance.

"Oh hey, Chad. Who's your new boyfriend?"
"Don't talk to him. He's just my satin puppy."

by ballsmclong December 8, 2016

Puppy pounder

Doggy style with a small hairy women

I performed the puppy pounder on your mom last night

by Big puck puck February 27, 2020

Training Puppy

A puppy bought by a woman to lure her man into wanting to have children. The puppy is used to train the man to bring out his paternal instincts by caring for the puppy. The man usually has no idea what he is getting into when they initially get the puppy

Sean was quiet excited about the puppy he and Michele were going to get , but little did he know that it was a "Training Puppy" , that will trick him into wanting to have children

by t_210 August 4, 2010

Pocket Puppies

Pocket puppies are hush puppies that have been placed in one’s pocket. Once a pocket puppy has been placed in one’s pocket, it remains a pocket puppy until consumed.

Example: Would you care for a serving of pocket puppies?

by GingerSpawn December 23, 2020

douche puppy

A combination of your ordinary douche bag (generically good-looking, full-of-themselves prick) with a lame ass love sick puppy. More or less a love sick douche bag.

"That abercrombie and fitch humping kid Brandon is totally hitting on my girlfriend, Cora. What a f*cking douche puppy that kid is."

by gimmeurtots72 April 5, 2010

puppy-time

Whenever a dog roams around domestically in an unusual manner. Usually back and forth, repeatedly.

Sammo wouldn't let go that rubber duck, and when I yanked it away from his mouth, it went puppy-time!

by nubreed1980 April 5, 2010