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melissa

a person who is jealous of someone else's gummy bear
wow, you are acting like such a melissa
by crocodile123456 April 3, 2025
mugGet the melissamug.

Muhammad and Melissa

2 great lovers who are guaranteed to love each other forever
for love, for example, you'll always see Muhammad and Melissa being together. making out
by Marco de lobo May 30, 2023
mugGet the Muhammad and Melissamug.

melissa salazar

poop jk she a skinny legend that I want to kill sometimes butt shes also a PoOOOoooOOoooooO pPPooOOOoo face and also a PooooooOOooOOOoper
use this very device to wipe Melissa Salazar butt
by Melissa salazar October 24, 2020
mugGet the melissa salazarmug.

Melissa and Jack

They snog in the corridor at school. They skip lesson to do things in the toilet. They are deeply in love. He gets a boner seeing her. She gets wet seeing him!
OMG we are doing a melissa and jack. The best sex position ever!
by A matchmaker September 18, 2017
mugGet the Melissa and Jackmug.

melissa newman

She is everything you've ever dreamed about. Loving, sweet, smart, beautiful and joyful. She is the thought that drives your day, and soon your life.
Christopher reardon is so lucky to know and love Melissa Newman.
by ctr87 August 21, 2016
mugGet the melissa newmanmug.

Melissa Bilen

It's the most funny person in the world! If you have a friend named Melissa Bilen should you never lost her!!! Melissa bilen is the biggest bitch in the would so never ever be mean to her or you will die...
just saying
Example
- "Hello Melissa Bilen"
- OMG YOUR BITCH!"
by Melissa Bilen December 3, 2019
mugGet the Melissa Bilenmug.

Lil melissa

Makes u question everything u ever known bout yourself, tread lightly and u wont be disappointed.
Was gonna be president till I got lil melissa'd
by Mother phuka jones April 25, 2024
mugGet the Lil melissamug.

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