Foot Bricks

Square-toe shoes. These shoes have been terrorizing menswear for years and are the worst style of footwear out there. Square-toe shoes are never, ever flattering to any man or any of his outfits. Literally any other shoe is better.

We all know a misguided guy who unabashedly rocks these leather foot bricks and stomps the sidewalk with fervor.

by Florence G July 12, 2018

Dutchman's foot

A man's private parts, as Dutch men are meant to have big, long feet.
Big feet, big dick etc.

"WOW! that guys dick was like a Dutchman's foot!"

For full effect, use in conjunction with clog, and floshed.

EG: "My Dutchman's foot was such a good fit for her clog, she got proper floshed".

by dnb soldier June 02, 2010

foot flush

The act of using your foot (hopefully while wearing shoes) to flush a toilet. A common practice in places with grimy bathrooms, especially gas stations.

Man, that bathroom was so gross, I foot flushed so I wouldn't have to touch anything with my hands!

by Fungicide January 03, 2010

glue foot

A lazy person. Very old slang. Generally out of use.

"He might seem like he's working hard but he's really a glue foot."

by Clancey Lufkin May 04, 2006

foot lettuce

A tasty snack that grows in between your toes.

THE LAST THING YOU WANT IN YOUR BURGER KING BURGER IS SOMEBODY ELSES foot lettuce.

by diabetes ) December 06, 2018

talking foot

A foot that talks, walks, and does everything like a regular human. The only difference is that it has a foot body

someone: I CAN SEE A TALKING FOOT
Me: OMG IT LITERALLY TALKS AND WALKS!
someone: LIKE US!
Me: let's make friends
someone: not right now I'm hungry

by emodepressed May 03, 2020

Foot girl

A female prostitute that engages in foot fetishes with John’s.

That foot girl let me buy on her freshly painted toe nails.

by QuackQuacks December 23, 2018