Dookie Money

Illegal/dirty money. Income obtained by doing/providing illegitimate services and/or goods.

Look at Keisha on the corner sellin' that pooswah gettin' that dookie money!

Been in the trap all night makin' that dookie money!

One of the perks of being a cop is gettin' all that side dookie money from people tryin' to get out of tickets!

by AlbinoRhino&IBald August 25, 2013

dookie pusher

Homosexual man inserts penis into man's rectum

Ol gay ass Dookie Pusher, let the man booboo don't shove it back in there.

by HESKINDAEVIL July 1, 2017

dookie dibbler

A man who plays a lot of fortnite and never wipes them shit out of his asshole and let’s it get crusty. He is notorious for putting the shit on his fingers and smelling it, maybe even wiping the shut across the top of his mouth.

“Wow Diego you’re such a DOOKIE DIBBLER. You need to clean that shitty doodoo poopy dookie out of your ass”

by Doodoo poopy boy May 11, 2022

Hawking a dookie

When an Irish idiot misheard a popular phrase and says it to the people around him.

Idiot: "I'm hawking a dookie."
Friend: *repeats in bumfufflement and laughs* "It's hawking a LOOGIE."

by Purpledandy June 2, 2022

Dookie Donkage

The act of taking your diarrhea drippings and mixing it with spewtal broccis.

Hey you're a fat cunt. Dookie Donkage!

by SpewtalBroccis July 24, 2019

dookie pusher

Man inserting penis into a man's rectum.

Man I think he's gay, heard he's a dookie pusher.

by HESKINDAEVIL July 1, 2017

Dookie Can

a can with a big smelly dookie in it

"Hey, can I have a taste of that dookie can?"
"Sure bro, this dookie can is nice, hot and fresh!"

by poopooheadhahahah June 12, 2020