Crispy Cone

A sunburnt penis of an old man

Did you see that boomer tanning naked over there? He's got the smallest crispy cone I've ever seen.

by ChaoticWeiner March 28, 2025

Crispy Washington

When you make a pipe out of Granny Smith apple, then use the pipe after it has been inserted into your friend's anus.

We've tried the Alabama Hotpocket, you wanna try the Crispy Washington next?

by Cripsy January 4, 2019

crispy

say someone dropped a spliff on the floor
“are you buggin”

are you crispy bredrin

by k.9nine February 16, 2025

Crispy

The act of being angry or bitter about something for a prolonged period of time, in contrast to the word "salty" which carries a comparable meaning but is acute and momentary.

Social workers and nursing staff are notoriously crispy at all times with malingering patience.

After Mariah Carey's most recent turn down, Eminem is still as crispy as ever.

After working 12 hour shifts for 13 days straight, John was crispier than a slice of bacon left on the stove top too long.

by Crispy Slayer January 22, 2019

Crispy Bitch

A newly started sex worker.
It's a satiric way to call someone who's a virgin or didn't encountered in a lot of sexual acts.

+ Hey Jeff isn't that Tina overthere? I heard that she lost her virginity at the age of 15
- Yeah i know and she's still a crispy bitch.

by Felixdapizzaboi October 24, 2016

crispy critter

A victim of napalm

gi: look at that crispy critter
nva spy: haha yeah man lets go massacre this montagnard village

by william westmoreland October 25, 2023

crispy kill

An awesome snipe or wreck in gaming or sports.

I just got such a crispy kill in Halo; he didn't stand a chance against my binary rifle ( Z-750 Special Application Sniper Rifle)

by WordSheep April 8, 2016