by Mitch G. August 14, 2006
Jeff: You did all this for a bunch of virgins?
Achmed: Are you kidding me? I kill you for a Klondike bar.
Achmed: Are you kidding me? I kill you for a Klondike bar.
by Scotty CBO January 28, 2009
by blato April 16, 2008
n. - A granola bar which has been fully covered with human feces by anal penetration. Usually with a thick (non-runny) coating. It is then frozen and shared between a father and son.
v. - "Gong his/her Loff" - The act of creating a Gongloff Bar. Note - Taking a piece of shit and smashing it up the anus may reduce creation time.
v. - "Gong his/her Loff" - The act of creating a Gongloff Bar. Note - Taking a piece of shit and smashing it up the anus may reduce creation time.
I like my Gongloff Bars chunky with a side of nachos!
He Gonged his Loff too hard and broke the granola bar which then caused anal bleeding.
He Gonged his Loff too hard and broke the granola bar which then caused anal bleeding.
by PinkSockChampion April 15, 2011
Using your vacation time wisely by sitting at a local bar every day, all day. It's a lot like a Vacation and Staycation wraped into one, with an alcohol bow on top.
I can't afford to leave town and drink this year, so I'll just use my vacation time for a bar-cation with friends.
by The Magnificent Bastard June 25, 2010
The poor guy behind the bar, usually a hapless college student trying to 'break into the business', who works for pennies yet does all the hard work in the bar such as refilling kegs, restocking the ice chests, kicking obnoxious drunkards asses, etc, while the hot, big boobed 'bartenders' flirt with the customers and take all the tips.
by Whiplash January 10, 2006
A strip joint where the dancers go bottomless. Not to be confused with a titty bar, which generally are only topless.
by bareback rider September 09, 2010