The best bloodline. Better than the Joestars. Full of comedy and compassion, the Griffin family comes from Ireland 8 generations ago made popular by the famous adult cartoon, Family Guy.
by Yeeyee Ferrunk (CBT Master) November 11, 2020
Get the Griffinmug. I did a Griffin
by Griffirino June 20, 2021
Get the Griffinmug. A nasty, bad breath, abusive, leaching, wife-beating piece of trash from Brampton Ontario, living in Hamilton Ontario, with anger issues that thinks he's God's gift to women, when in reality he's just an angry little man that abuses his kids and any woman he gets close to.
I heard Jason pulled a Neil Griffin on that bit, he made her think he was in love with her but just gave her chlamydia and punched her in the face
by TrashDash April 29, 2022
Get the Neil Griffinmug. Griffins are funny, hot, and strong. Griffin also has a HUGE dick and can do cool tricks with his tongue. Everybody likes Griffin and you will probably want to keep him around.
Griffin is so very hot
by Bugmanfried6392 December 19, 2021
Get the Griffinmug. A gay fagatorial cunt. Don't leave your dad in a room with him or your parents marriage is gone. He will fuck any male creature as he is essentially the god of gay niggas. He will lick your toes and shit into your mum's pussy (The shitting pussy sex move is a one in a lifetime occurrence that griffin makes). Other than when he's raping you in small child size car he's being a pedo in the small town of somewhere that I do not muvafuckin no niggi niggi nigga.
by Bigtitlova July 2, 2020
Get the Griffin Munromug. by fradern June 26, 2021
Get the Griffin's theorymug. A January Griffin is A cute funny guy with Dave Franco eyebrows. He is the nicest guy you will ever meet. After a conversation with him you won't be able to get your mind off him, and every time he calls or texts you, your heart will fill up with joy and excitement. He is someone you don't need to impress because he thinks your beautiful just the way you are. It doesn't matter if you're a depressing/suicidal person who needs therapy, he loves you. It doesn't matter if you think your fat. It doesn't matter if you think you're ugly. It doesn't matter if you think your no good. he sees past all imperfections. Around griffin, I can be me, and I don't care how I look, because he's the only guy I've ever liked and I feel like I don't need to try and be pretty for him to like me. Also, he may act very gay and wear pink toucan shirts, but don't worry he's straight. Just try and stay away from his friends. If you get a griffin in your life, don't screw it up.
Guy 1: Who is that? Whats with his shirt?
Guy 2: It's a pink toucan shirt? He must be gay.
Me: Nah. That's January Griffin, He's just crazy., And awesome, And gay, but not gay. He acts gay but he's straight.
Guy 2: It's a pink toucan shirt? He must be gay.
Me: Nah. That's January Griffin, He's just crazy., And awesome, And gay, but not gay. He acts gay but he's straight.
by myemoliferightnow August 23, 2018
Get the January Griffinmug.