EXAMPLE COVID-19 is COVID-18's big brother. They came from China. They are in my country too now. right now COVID-19 is having BBQ with me.
It's not funny seriously. jokes over. Don't be a dick and think you can go to your girlfriends place and go (This Space should not be seen by children. These days really children on ta'l about that) I am serious.
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It's not funny seriously. jokes over. Don't be a dick and think you can go to your girlfriends place and go (This Space should not be seen by children. These days really children on ta'l about that) I am serious.
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by The Cock whisperer May 17, 2020
Get the COVID-19mug. 23 minutes to 8 oclock. poor people are takeing millenia to get used to the 24 hour, and digital clock interfaces.
its its approaching 19:37.
by William Gates February 4, 2005
Get the 19:37mug. One way to inform others in writing that you have been vaccinated against the coronavirus with the assumption that the odds of infecting them are quasi-zero.
Guesstimate what percentage of CoⓋid-19 math teachers and tutors in China, India, or Russia might still be infectious if 99.99% of them were jabbed with their homegrown vaccines.
by Covido January 20, 2021
Get the CoⓋid-19mug. The loudest, but most carefree people are born on this day.
You're happy, but you have a crippling nicotine addiction bound to kill you in a few years.
You're still happy, but you're most likely going to be virgins for the rest of your life because you can't get off of your vape.
You're happy, but you have a crippling nicotine addiction bound to kill you in a few years.
You're still happy, but you're most likely going to be virgins for the rest of your life because you can't get off of your vape.
by ingloriousvirgin October 17, 2019
Get the December 19mug. Hoe day
The day to be a hoe go crazy grab dick grab ass sick dick have sex do everything have fun tho be careful
The day to be a hoe go crazy grab dick grab ass sick dick have sex do everything have fun tho be careful
by Prettygirlvv April 18, 2019
Get the April 19mug. Guy 1: Bro do you know what today s?
Guy 2: No. What is today?
Guy 1: August 19 aka National Shrek is superior and I am a simp for him day.
Guy 2: I love Shrek!
Guy 1: You’re such a simp.
Guy 2: No. What is today?
Guy 1: August 19 aka National Shrek is superior and I am a simp for him day.
Guy 2: I love Shrek!
Guy 1: You’re such a simp.
by GoatWithGoatee October 28, 2020
Get the August 19mug. 13 yo #1: Yo bro why were you out of school yesterday
13 yo #2: I was sick. I got that cockbig-19
both 13 yo: break into hysterics
13 yo #2: I was sick. I got that cockbig-19
both 13 yo: break into hysterics
by b@dch0ices October 21, 2020
Get the cockbig-19mug.