ingloriousvirgin's definitions

December 19

The loudest, but most carefree people are born on this day.

You're happy, but you have a crippling nicotine addiction bound to kill you in a few years.

You're still happy, but you're most likely going to be virgins for the rest of your life because you can't get off of your vape.

okay thanks for flexing your vape on us while you're on ventilators, chad (born december 19)

by ingloriousvirgin October 17, 2019