Bill to Bob: "You look like erectile dysfunction!"
Tom: "You know what erectile dysfunction looks like? I'm sorry man."
Bill: "Smartass"
Tom: "Better a smartass than a dumbass"
Bill cries himself to sleep.
Tom: "You know what erectile dysfunction looks like? I'm sorry man."
Bill: "Smartass"
Tom: "Better a smartass than a dumbass"
Bill cries himself to sleep.
by unemployed_tom June 28, 2006
Get the better a smartass than a dumbassmug. Generally, used to describe several different things as follows:
1. A person's own excellent physical/mental state.
2. The outstanding physical appearance of another person.
3. A state of being extremely thin
(Since frogs do not have hair, something that is "finer than frog hair" means something that is as thin/fine/excellent as possible).
1. A person's own excellent physical/mental state.
2. The outstanding physical appearance of another person.
3. A state of being extremely thin
(Since frogs do not have hair, something that is "finer than frog hair" means something that is as thin/fine/excellent as possible).
1. Bill: "How are you doing today?"
Joe: "Man, I'm finer than frog hair!!"
2. Bill: "Wow, have you seen that new girl in accounting?"
Joe: "Yes...what a hottie, she is finer than frog hair!!"
3. Bill: "This new fishing line is the thinnest I've ever seen"
Joe: "I agree, it is finer than frog hair"
Joe: "Man, I'm finer than frog hair!!"
2. Bill: "Wow, have you seen that new girl in accounting?"
Joe: "Yes...what a hottie, she is finer than frog hair!!"
3. Bill: "This new fishing line is the thinnest I've ever seen"
Joe: "I agree, it is finer than frog hair"
by the big tiger January 18, 2011
Get the finer than frog hairmug. by teh pope December 9, 2004
Get the crazier than a shithouse ratmug. A pickup line, usually used by males from the 90's with a cool Mexican mustache and a good hentai girl moan imitation. They usually hit on young people's middle-aged moms (just like Katsura), regardless of how the old woman looks.
Joe: Yo, are you Jojoe's Mom?
Jojoe's Mom: Why?
Joe: Cause you smell wetter than an otter's pocket *very cool wink*
Jojoe's Mom: Omg marry me now
Jojoe's Mom: Why?
Joe: Cause you smell wetter than an otter's pocket *very cool wink*
Jojoe's Mom: Omg marry me now
by CoolMexicanMustacheLicker345 August 26, 2020
Get the Wetter than an otter's pocketmug. When you have to make a decision between someone you slept with or someone else.
Comes from the phrase "Blood is thicker than water"
Comes from the phrase "Blood is thicker than water"
Jill:I have to give a promotion between Joe or bob
Alex:didn't you go out with joe?
Jill:yeah but bob is equally qualified for the job...
Alex: I say cum is thicker than water.
Alex:didn't you go out with joe?
Jill:yeah but bob is equally qualified for the job...
Alex: I say cum is thicker than water.
by Shojonen November 12, 2010
Get the Cum is thicker than watermug. Adjective. Extremely flat. A witch is traditionally considered not to be the model of fertility and, as such to be less than buxom.
Norfolk is a very windy county but that is not surprising -it is flatter than a witch's tit.
I turned the key but, having left the radio on all night the battery was as flat as a witch's tit.
I turned the key but, having left the radio on all night the battery was as flat as a witch's tit.
by McCririck's unlucky Laundress October 2, 2005
Get the Flatter than a witch's titmug. behavior that is not carefully thought out. dominated more by the physical, than the mental; addiction/s, and sex, are examples of same.
dave got that fat girl 'prag-nut'? whats' up with that?? (response:) -that 'slop pumping' is more powerful than logic!
tina ate the whole 'pie' by herself, the sensation/s in her guts/taste buds were more powerful than logic!
DNA was eating a corrosive hole in his mind! his need for sex was more powerful than logic!
his need for sixteen more beers was more powerful than logic
tina ate the whole 'pie' by herself, the sensation/s in her guts/taste buds were more powerful than logic!
DNA was eating a corrosive hole in his mind! his need for sex was more powerful than logic!
his need for sixteen more beers was more powerful than logic
by michael foolsley February 8, 2012
Get the more powerful than logicmug.