A direct competitor to the for-profit Sperm Bank, the Sperm Credit Union is a co-operative sperm banking venture owned collectively by depositors, who are known as members. Through careful management and economy, it can pay a little more or charge a little less as it had no outside stockholders seeking profit at members' expense.
The same pattern held in other sectors where small, local credit unions had taken on large, greedy for-profit banks. Make a deposit in Blood Credit Union and they bleed you a little less aggressively than the corporate hacks at Blood Bank. Withdraw noodles from the local Food Credit Union and be able to repay a few noodles less than would be charged by a greedy, Wall Street Food Bank. And on it goes.
The principle is the same as any other mutual or co-operative society, such as Mutual Orgasm as an insurance provider or the Building Societies as mortgage lenders. By taking matters into their own hands, members collectively obtain a more satisfying outcome.
The same pattern held in other sectors where small, local credit unions had taken on large, greedy for-profit banks. Make a deposit in Blood Credit Union and they bleed you a little less aggressively than the corporate hacks at Blood Bank. Withdraw noodles from the local Food Credit Union and be able to repay a few noodles less than would be charged by a greedy, Wall Street Food Bank. And on it goes.
The principle is the same as any other mutual or co-operative society, such as Mutual Orgasm as an insurance provider or the Building Societies as mortgage lenders. By taking matters into their own hands, members collectively obtain a more satisfying outcome.
I was initially sceptical when that trollop Beth tried to seduce me into becoming a member. What, pray tell, is a Sperm Credit Union? This sounded like something out of the idealistic free-love Summer of '69 where the Sexual Revolution, fuelled by the Pill and not yet castrated by full-scale STD panic, led to massive orgies of excess where everyone belongs to everyone else. And these Annual General Meetings? They sounded like something out of a porn flick, Bukkake Gangbang part 666.
Then she sat me down and opened the books, reviewing the prospectus and the annual reports. The business model appeared sound; infertile couples pay to borrow members' DNA — both sperm and eggs — to build their families and secure their future. Members deposit their seed and earn interest. Much like a bank, every one of the hundreds of millions of sperm every day would be individually counted, frozen, accounted for and secured. Every one of them. Everything was strictly regulated and deposits nationally insured up to a limit of a half-million sperm. Compared to the shambolic wreckage of the rest of the US banking system, the Sperm Credit Union was fiscally-prudent and well managed.
Then she sat me down and opened the books, reviewing the prospectus and the annual reports. The business model appeared sound; infertile couples pay to borrow members' DNA — both sperm and eggs — to build their families and secure their future. Members deposit their seed and earn interest. Much like a bank, every one of the hundreds of millions of sperm every day would be individually counted, frozen, accounted for and secured. Every one of them. Everything was strictly regulated and deposits nationally insured up to a limit of a half-million sperm. Compared to the shambolic wreckage of the rest of the US banking system, the Sperm Credit Union was fiscally-prudent and well managed.
by bitchuck September 3, 2024
Get the Sperm Credit Unionmug. A man who doesn't have a job smokes panadols and talks about punch ons and sits on milk creates in auburn
by Liazard12hr August 8, 2020
Get the That's union roadmug. a state that collapsed in 1991. gave us one of the best anthems of all time, which was powerful to use in every end of a battle
wow, the Soviet Union was the largest country by size in the 1980s before getting killed to form about a few countries. Russia is trying to get it back when they win the war against Ukraine.
by irieomgfunny/面白い May 27, 2022
Get the Soviet Unionmug. A Union Of Roblox Fatass Morbidly Obese Individuals who love their dictator.
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Person 1 "Did you hear about that guy from the computer union?"
Person 2 replying "Yeah, I hear he is a freedom hating goofball who can't get any work done."
Person 2 replying "Yeah, I hear he is a freedom hating goofball who can't get any work done."
by I love the U.R.M. March 4, 2025
Get the The Computer Unionmug. A word inspired by the letters USSR, the UCSR was the end goal of what Trump wanted to turn America into. In the UCSR, the US will no longer exist as it once was. The federal government would prohibit the enactment of any Democrat ideals, and end all forms of welfare and public education. Immigration would come to an end. Online platforms would be prohibited from creating their own rules. Punishment for crimes would be harsh. Sex-Ed would be banned.
The UCSR is not to be confused with the recent definition of Trumpistan, which was Trump's plan B if he could not turn the US into the UCSR.
The UCSR is not to be confused with the recent definition of Trumpistan, which was Trump's plan B if he could not turn the US into the UCSR.
If Trump got a second term, by 2024 the US would have either turned into Union of Conservative State Republics, or Trumpistan.
by MST3K I like April 12, 2022
Get the Union of Conservative State Republicsmug. by Lillian Pumpernickel September 30, 2018
Get the Soviet Unionmug. an entitled, usually fat scumbag of a police officer who abuses his status of being in a police union. u may catch him killing an unarmed citizen, not being indicted for murder, and being tranferred to another precinct and never being held accountable for his actions.
Daniel Pantaleo is a discraceful union pig who should have been indicted on murder, got paid for doing nothing for a few year before he got fired and now has the audacity to sue the nypd to get his job back.
by T sWiFtY September 2, 2020
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