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life

the condition that distinguishes animals and plants from inorganic matter, including the capacity for growth, reproduction, functional activity, and continual change preceding death.
"the origins of life" so.......... the shitty thing your doing now.
some guy 1: I was on internet all last night.

some guy 2: my life.
by Jeffy ham January 17, 2015
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Life is a game that all humans are tapped in. It all come to an end one day. It can be a series of disappointments. But you have to live it to the fullest. So, when your about to give up on life, don't forget that there might be someone going through worse pain. Your amazing just the way you are.
Have an amazing life!
by Soccer11lol October 23, 2016
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Josh: Hey wanna hear a joke?
Daniel: Sure.
Josh: Your life.
Daniel: :(
by Unknowntactics October 15, 2014
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A painful thing that everyone must endure.
"Life is pain. Anyone who says otherwise is selling something." - The Dread Pirate Roberts (the princess bride)
by Lilbrewdog December 17, 2010
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People like life because it is a beautiful lie and they hate death because it is the painful truth.
by Katnipp June 4, 2014
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In reply to the most overused definition how you are expected to believe life itself is a bigger virus than hiv that they insist means aids.... so here i go: when the aliens discovered an empty planet name (read following) home they decided the only logical thing to do was take a big brown chunk and stick a nut of neptunium in it and say by the time I get away I already created a single cell that replicates into a retard known as two opposite sexes that never stop fucking like rabbits the Aliens knew would exist several eons later.
1.) If they created LIFE what the hell is neptunium?
by djsee4 September 26, 2011
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Life; I'm sure ya'll know who superman is, right? So you know he's got every single power in the book. The fucker's practically invincible. Anyways I feel that people our age think they're superman. Okay, so we fuck around with the stupidest shit in the world. We smoke, we drink, we snort, we shoot up, and we steal something. We fuck around with the most dangerous shit in the world but we can't get hurt by it right? "Because we're invincible." But see it's bullshit. The crime, the drugs, and all that shit well that's our kryptonite. And well I see life is like superman flying over a field of kryptonite, and his goal is to get as close as possible to that field without actually touching it, you know? And being the rebel he is. He's always testing out his power, getting closer and closer but he's still cool right "because he's mother fucking superman." But eventually superman's gonna crash into that field of kryptonite and it's all gonna catch back with him. He'll crash and burn. It's the little things in life that mess you up the worst, but life goes on for most of us. We're all still flying along like superman, but we can't fly forever. We'll all eventually crash and then it hits us. We aren't invincible, Superman doesn't exist, but everything else, all the danger, all the problems, all the kryptonite will always be there...
SUPERMAN; life
by letmebemyself June 3, 2009
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