poo tickets

Just another name for toilet paper.

Mum we need some more poo tickets for the toilet

by Richard10001 September 23, 2007

Poo in a roll

it says it in the name, its a poo in a roll. Sort of like a hot dog but instead of a sausage is a big, long, juicy poo. Is used as a insult.

vaughan your such a poo in a roll

by browwwnnnnn October 27, 2011

poo boner

An erection that is caused from using muscles in your butt to not poop your pants.

John Doe got a poo boner when he was trying to hold a trouble maker(trouble maker: a huge dump) back.

by Dinger8525 January 1, 2012

Poo-down

When two people are poo shy, or incredibly gassy, and are both waiting for the other to vacate the restroom in order to obtain some privacy.

Jon: I had a poo-down yesterday with this guy who just wouldn't get up and leave. I waited there like ten minutes, but I won. He dropped no turds.

by Mr. Vincible March 10, 2009

Big Poo

It's just a picture of a sad cat, look it up

Big Poo is my favorite cat!

by Detective Dumbass March 1, 2022

sock pooing

When someone is to scared or embarrassed to use a toilet in someone's house, they pull off a sock and do it in there, then throw in out of the window

I caught Ronnie sock pooing in my house, I got so angry I made him eat it, then me

by mitch00uk April 9, 2015

hide a poo

the act of shitting in ones shoe and putting it back without them knowing

that swoogy at the gym is always fuckin with me.when he goes to the shower i'm gonna give him a hide a poo

by pope john smalls December 6, 2006