Sage

Not a plant, sage is a name. Sages are nice and will reply to your texts if you aren’t creepy to them.

Wow did you see sages pony tails?? Yeah! They were rockin’!

by Flarbus123 January 15, 2021

Sage the Fatass Cat

A very fat cat who lays on his ass on the floor and meows when he wants his dumbass treats

Sage: “Meow!”

Mom: “I ALREADY GAVE YOU TREATS!”

Sage: “Meow!!!!!”

Mom: “I’m going to disown Sage the Fatass Cat”

by Jollikush Lawnmower July 25, 2018

Stephan sage bunny

A mental instate piss rabbit who thinks he is a doctor also is gay accounting to a heterosexual bear

Stephan sage bunny Is the reason for global warming

by Ffionn fox is a weeb November 10, 2018

Sagee

A person or client being massaged. I’m the massager your the massagee. Or Sagee

I use aromatherapies to get the Sagee to relax!

by Cory Ryan brock August 16, 2019

Sage

A disgusting, low-life individual who likes to prey on little kids.

"Did you hear about that guy that got arrested? He was a total Sage."

by Non-Funny_P3rson February 18, 2024

Jump Sage Day

On September 22, we beat up Sage

Oh look, it’s Jump Sage Day. GET HER

by Kenasha December 24, 2021

sage

she is a beautiful girl with blond hair and blue eyes. her eyes are like a night sky and are easy to get lost in them. sage is a wonderful person and will make you laugh anytime you need. a sage is usually a person that wants to be loved. she has a sad side that can be cured with a little fun. if you know a sage then consider yourself lucky.

sage is such a beautiful girl i am so lucky to have her in my heart

by bradymikeboy June 18, 2021