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John The Bishop

Johnthebishop is an amazing twitch streamer who will read you bedtime stories if u ask nicely <3
by Ethanoll hehe January 31, 2020
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John Handcocked

Using the term "John Handcocked" is a biblical allusion to the time when John Handcock was the first bigdickmotherfucker to sign the Declaration of Independence. Using his large weinor, he scribbled his large signature on the document with his dick juice; he also served as a leader during the American Revolution.
I just John Handcocked the fuck out of this discussion board. Our discussion post was supposed to have 3 images
but for some reason mine are like 10 times bigger than everyone else's.

they will know my name.

- Denrari "Rari" K.
by Fentjamin Master February 9, 2025
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John

“Yo, grab that john
We need to get outa this john”
by I Am Him, no questions asked February 4, 2024
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John Holden

person 7045: this music is so bad i wish I could find a better artist
person 7046: I know a better artist
person 7045: who?
person 7046: John Holden.
person 7045: Who. The. hell. is. John. Holden.
Person 7046: John Holden Deez Nuts, LolZ.
person 7045:ok
person 7046: wait wha
by EpiKGaMer694201337AmOguS October 13, 2021
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Rocky john

Rocky John is a perfect person in every eyes of the people
by Eudora the great March 8, 2022
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John Laurens

John Laurens was this dude in the 1700's who is a totally a turtle boi and has all my love.
by Turtle_boi1754 September 19, 2020
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John

Please excuse me while I use the john. . . .
by The Nightmare Hour July 7, 2017
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