by Ethanoll hehe January 31, 2020
Get the John The Bishopmug. Using the term "John Handcocked" is a biblical allusion to the time when John Handcock was the first bigdickmotherfucker to sign the Declaration of Independence. Using his large weinor, he scribbled his large signature on the document with his dick juice; he also served as a leader during the American Revolution.
I just John Handcocked the fuck out of this discussion board. Our discussion post was supposed to have 3 images
but for some reason mine are like 10 times bigger than everyone else's.
they will know my name.
- Denrari "Rari" K.
but for some reason mine are like 10 times bigger than everyone else's.
they will know my name.
- Denrari "Rari" K.
by Fentjamin Master February 9, 2025
Get the John Handcockedmug. by I Am Him, no questions asked February 4, 2024
Get the Johnmug. The funniest person ever.
person 7045: this music is so bad i wish I could find a better artist
person 7046: I know a better artist
person 7045: who?
person 7046: John Holden.
person 7045: Who. The. hell. is. John. Holden.
Person 7046: John Holden Deez Nuts, LolZ.
person 7045:ok
person 7046: wait wha
person 7046: I know a better artist
person 7045: who?
person 7046: John Holden.
person 7045: Who. The. hell. is. John. Holden.
Person 7046: John Holden Deez Nuts, LolZ.
person 7045:ok
person 7046: wait wha
by EpiKGaMer694201337AmOguS October 13, 2021
Get the John Holdenmug. A perfect person for everyone.
by Eudora the great March 8, 2022
Get the Rocky johnmug. by Turtle_boi1754 September 19, 2020
Get the John Laurensmug. by The Nightmare Hour July 7, 2017
Get the Johnmug.