August 1st is the day where people are encouraged to hate on the villain, King K. Rool from the Donkey Kong Franchise
by Starfoxfan900 July 24, 2025
Get the Hate On King K. Rool Daymug. by Otm king December 28, 2016
Get the king mellomug. a male or assigned-male-at-birth person who can fuck for a long time without orgasming due to the side effects of their antidepressant/anxiety medication
by WyattSarsaparilla May 12, 2024
Get the SSRI Kingmug. Behold, the legendary Chopstick King of Pearland—a man whose fingers move with the grace of a ballet dancer and the speed of a caffeinated squirrel. Known for his unmatched ability to pick up even the slipperiest noodles or the tiniest grains of rice, he rules the local sushi bars with an iron (or rather, bamboo) grip. His crown? A headband made of mismatched soy sauce packets. His royal decree? "Forks are for the faint of heart!" Whether it's taming unruly ramen or catching a runaway edamame, his chopstick prowess has turned him into a local icon and the stuff of dinner-table legends. Long live the Chopstick King—may his soy sauce always be plentiful, and his chopsticks never splinter!
1. "The Chopstick King of Pearland amazed the crowd by deftly catching a falling dumpling mid-air, earning a round of thunderous applause from nearby diners."
2. "Local sushi chefs tremble with excitement whenever the Chopstick King enters, knowing their creations are about to meet their match."
3. "With a flick of his wrist, the Chopstick King of Pearland plucked a stray wasabi pea from the floor, proving once again that no morsel is too small for his reign."
4. "It is said that the Chopstick King can split a sushi roll perfectly in half without so much as disturbing the seaweed wrap."
5. "Children in Pearland tell tales of the Chopstick King’s legendary duel with a slippery piece of sashimi, a battle he won effortlessly."
2. "Local sushi chefs tremble with excitement whenever the Chopstick King enters, knowing their creations are about to meet their match."
3. "With a flick of his wrist, the Chopstick King of Pearland plucked a stray wasabi pea from the floor, proving once again that no morsel is too small for his reign."
4. "It is said that the Chopstick King can split a sushi roll perfectly in half without so much as disturbing the seaweed wrap."
5. "Children in Pearland tell tales of the Chopstick King’s legendary duel with a slippery piece of sashimi, a battle he won effortlessly."
by Stinkystick Johnny March 20, 2025
Get the Chopstick King of Pearlandmug. A corrupt police department in king county at Washington state. These guy's get mad at you if you carry a lighter, knife, gun, or spray paint. They can also get mad if you shoplift or fight anyone. It's common for people around here to do that though, and these dummies don't even notice most of the time.
* King County Police Department Pulls up to a Street*
*points gun at guy and tells him to get on the ground, so he does and then...*
Cop #1: *throws guy into cop car after handcuffing him*
other Cop Talking to Cop #1: I hangout with all the swat guys and we go to Las Vegas and some strip clubs
Cop #1: *laughing hysterically*
That same guy again: Oh damn what did I get myself into?
*points gun at guy and tells him to get on the ground, so he does and then...*
Cop #1: *throws guy into cop car after handcuffing him*
other Cop Talking to Cop #1: I hangout with all the swat guys and we go to Las Vegas and some strip clubs
Cop #1: *laughing hysterically*
That same guy again: Oh damn what did I get myself into?
by fuckinOGsnazzle November 9, 2018
Get the King County Police Departmentmug. 1 Sufiyan Ahmed "SA" is one of the smartest people you ever meet,one of the greatest guys you will ever meet."Gentleman", and is very good at treating women with respect.Genuinely, nice to everyone he meets, and is very forgiving.
2 He's "contemptuous", but a funny sarcastic way.
3 Commonly tall 5.10, and athletic. Enjoys running. A "SA" is a funny guy that you could joke with anytime. Always there to be a shoulder to "cry on" whenever you meet him. If you meet a SA in your life, keep him there for as long as you live.
4 A wonderful loving man who makes "you smile". A best friend and lover in one. A man of honor, strength and dignity. A soul mate and trusted friend. Once he claims your heart,( you will never stop loving him.)
5 He works hard strives for best grades, usually tops,keeps everything perfect.The Best Quality about a Sufiyan is "That they Will Never Cheat On You", They Are "One Of The Sweetest Guys Around" And Are "Extremely Loyal". They Are Strong And Cute People, Althought They Tend to get angry easily, they do Not be angry for long. "They Are Extremely Chivalrous People". Respect The people around them and their opinions .They Are Good Sports Persons and Also have a lot of satisfying power. He always makes you smile and you know you can count on him.
6 Usually characterized by these guy, Guys like a Sufiyan Ahmed are pretty hard to find, so once you find him, hold him close to your Heart ,and (when he approach someone accept it)
2 He's "contemptuous", but a funny sarcastic way.
3 Commonly tall 5.10, and athletic. Enjoys running. A "SA" is a funny guy that you could joke with anytime. Always there to be a shoulder to "cry on" whenever you meet him. If you meet a SA in your life, keep him there for as long as you live.
4 A wonderful loving man who makes "you smile". A best friend and lover in one. A man of honor, strength and dignity. A soul mate and trusted friend. Once he claims your heart,( you will never stop loving him.)
5 He works hard strives for best grades, usually tops,keeps everything perfect.The Best Quality about a Sufiyan is "That they Will Never Cheat On You", They Are "One Of The Sweetest Guys Around" And Are "Extremely Loyal". They Are Strong And Cute People, Althought They Tend to get angry easily, they do Not be angry for long. "They Are Extremely Chivalrous People". Respect The people around them and their opinions .They Are Good Sports Persons and Also have a lot of satisfying power. He always makes you smile and you know you can count on him.
6 Usually characterized by these guy, Guys like a Sufiyan Ahmed are pretty hard to find, so once you find him, hold him close to your Heart ,and (when he approach someone accept it)
by King Sufi November 24, 2021
Get the King Sufimug. by J Sitton April 21, 2024
Get the King cakingmug.