Second Hand Meat

When a cuckold husband performs oral sex on his wife following a sexual encounter involving another man, for the purpose of eating the other mans semen.

Jeff ate his wife's pussy after getting a creampie from the bull, just so he could get a taste of that second hand meat.

by Meat Vendor June 10, 2022

Meat Bouncer

A bad person, typically just the scum of the earth. Worst kinds of people to ever walk the earth

“Hey you know the new kid Gary?”

“Yeah what about him?”

“He’s a...meat bouncer..”

“Fuck that dude.”

by Madisonisameatbouncer January 4, 2021

Meat

It has more than one meaning.
Meaning one -
A type of food that some people can't have due to religion. Meat comes from animals. People can sometimes be allergic to meat.

Meaning two -
Another name for a penis. This is how it is used in a sentence:

"Hey bro, I whipped out my meat so fast, my girl got all wet! I shoved my meat in her vagina (pussy or fanny is another name for vagina) and she cummed. I also let her gulp my meat!"

by joiiymeiio November 27, 2022

Slow meat sunday

A large cut of meat, typically beef or pork roasted/simmered for a long period of time on a Sunday afternoon for a traditional family dinner.

Roast beef, Pork tenderloin, Pot roast

"Everyone knows it's slow meat sunday"

by tbs/redapple September 30, 2012

Meat sweats

Eating so much meat you effectively become paralyzed - caught in some dimension between pain, sleep, and excessive fullness. Meat sweats.

Our super bowl tradition is now to eat so much meat that we get dem meat sweats

by 69iliketurtles69 February 20, 2022

Meat Grinder

One who hears an event and misconstrues it so much that it isn't the original event anymore. Just like putting a steak through a grinder to make ground beef. It isn't steak anymore, its just a pile of meat thats you can eat.

You just meat grinded why i'm in a terrible mood.

You meat grinder why did you say I broke up with my girlfriend. I told you that my friend broke up with his girlfriend, not me!!

by molo$$$$ November 22, 2021

Meat-Thirty

Time to dick down

I know we are close to meat-thirty but we are in the bread isle right now Susan

by Nlasko April 4, 2019