by Rotten Fish Flap Box June 19, 2023
Get the Smelly boxmug. A review for service that's really advertising copy, paid for by the provider in time, money or extras. Usually slick and well written (like the descriptions of the contents of boxes of chocolate). Never mentions anything negative or the actual details of the service, like the price paid (if any) or the true relationship between reviewer and provider (may even be the same person).
Bill: Wow, sweet review of Sienna by TimTam.
Ted: Fool! It's a chocolate box review.
Nell: Love that review of you by SuckerBoy
Crystal: I know. I wrote it myself!
Nell: ? A chocolate box review?
Crystal: Yeah, baby. They so stupid.
Ted: Fool! It's a chocolate box review.
Nell: Love that review of you by SuckerBoy
Crystal: I know. I wrote it myself!
Nell: ? A chocolate box review?
Crystal: Yeah, baby. They so stupid.
by Anonymous Bosch II September 21, 2018
Get the Chocolate box reviewmug. A 3D object used to store things. Can be made out of cardboard, plastic, and many more materials. A box could also refer to a woman’s genitals, or vagina.
1: “He was moving to a new office, so he put all his belongings in a box
2: “I heard she has a nice, tight box.”
2: “I heard she has a nice, tight box.”
by OfficialDeltaGamer March 17, 2019
Get the Boxmug. by corners? May 18, 2017
Get the Warm Boxmug. When sneak into a bathroom, either in a private home or office/public restroom, and while holding a nice dookie in the chamber, removed the lid to the toilet tank. Then carefully sit/hover (your preference) on/over the now open upper tank with your feet where your ass would normally be. Then proceed to drop your delightfully odiferous chocolates into the tank. Wiping your ass is preferred but not required. Remembering to replace the lid of the toilet tank and walk away. Depending upon the length of time it is left undisturbed, every time the toilet is flushed, there will be muddy water that will proceed to fill the bowl. This will have the opposite effect of the well known “2000 flushes” cleaning product. *note: do not try this in a port a pot
I felt disrespected by the cashier at the grocery store who used the wrong pronoun when speaking to me. So my dumb ass left a box of chocolates in the fourth stall from the end.
by Hugh’s Jassle December 25, 2022
Get the A box of chocolatesmug. by J Barnes September 4, 2023
Get the Tongue punch your fart boxmug. by mr_tl-606 July 13, 2011
Get the rusty boxmug.